SMS &&&&& JOKES

Safed kapdo me tum ambulance nazar ati ho
fark sirf etna ki weh ghayalon ko lejati hai
or tum ghayal karjati ho.


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agar ankh tumse melaye na hoti
khuda ki kasam yeh petae na hoti.

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AJIT: Robert, "Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi hai" ko English main kis tarah kahoge?
Robert: Boss maloom nahin.
AJIT: Are Bewakoof itna bhi nahin jante,
 "Miss Under Standing" (misunderstanding)

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Yeh ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb hoti hain kuch na karo to munh phula
leti hain or kuch karo to pet phula leti hain.

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AJIT:Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......

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Khalistan National Drink : Sarbat Khalsa.
Khalistan National Bird : Tandoori Chicken.
International Airline : Kitthe Pacific.
National Airline : Itthe Pacific.
National Anthem : Sten-a gun-a man-a ..........
National Taxi Service : Kar Seva.
National song : Bande marte hum.
Female terrorist : Hard Kaur.
National dish : AKALI-DAAL.
Sikh scuba diver : JULL-UNDER SINGH.
Better adapted sikh diver : JULLUNDER SINGH GILL.

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Ek sardar ne  new maruti kharedi or apne dost se melne amritser ja
pohcha , wapas ate waqt man ko phone kara ke man main sham tak
pohach raha hun but ek din hua do din huye tesre din thaka hara ghar pohcha , maa ne pucha KYA HUA PUTTAR ?
SARDAR:OYE YEH MARUTI WALE BHI PAGAL HAIN AGGE JANE KE LIYEN
CHAR GEAR BANATE HAIN OR PECHE JANE KE LIYEN SIRF EK.

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sabse pehle use kiss karo.bed pe leta do.phir dono tange upar utha ke
neche hath laga kar dekhao.agar bache ne susu keya ho to chaddi badlao

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Namashkar yeh hamari MADHYA-RATRI sewa hain Dear customer aaj
aap ke bistar ko khatra hain.shayad aap mootna bhul gaye hain DHANYAWAD.
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Teacher :what do u wish 2 do in future? Mohan: i want  2 b pilot
Vinay:i want 2 b doctor. Jyoti: i want 2b mother. Shoukat:i want 2 help jyoti
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Kya tumme yaad hai ham kaha mile the...
Train ruki ruki, khirki khuli khuli,
Nager se nager meeli
Aur phir tumney kaaha,,
Allaha ke nam pe kuch de de baba
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Jab khuda ne tuj ko banaya hoga  ek  suroor sa dil par chaya hoga,
pehle socha hoga tuj ko jannat me rakh lun phir zoo ka khayal aya hoga,
phir kuch soch kar usne jo reham tuj pe kar deya ladki banake tuj ko peda....................me kar deya.
(aap ki G.F jis city me hain us ka naam dale)
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pehle hath me lo. fir sidha karo...
fir muh me lo... aur thook lagao...
aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA!
SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA *
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Ek baar karo na, karo plz. Kisi ko pata nahi chalega, plz karo na, mujhe aacha lagega. Ek baar hamare pyar ki khatir kar do, sirf ek pyara sa SMS."