Sms sMs smS`s

by sidil on February 25, 2006, 02:40:41 PM

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«Reply #105 on: December 30, 2006, 10:19:07 PM »

Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Friend & The Maid.
Wife: I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work!


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«Reply #106 on: December 30, 2006, 10:24:10 PM »

Read this

"LIFEISNOWHERE"

What did you read?

Life is No Where

or

Life is Now Here!

Just a beautiful way to say

Life is
the Way You Look At it!


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«Reply #107 on: December 30, 2006, 10:28:56 PM »

Summer is gone!Winter has arrived,so let go ur worries!
Put thm aside,Smile out loud!
& smile wide,let othrs listen ur cackles!Enjoy life's ride,A nw season has bgun let happiness guide
"SEASON's GREETINGS 2 U"


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«Reply #108 on: December 30, 2006, 10:29:33 PM »

The shortest distance b/w a problem & a solution is
"the distance b/w our knees & the floor"
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«Reply #109 on: December 30, 2006, 10:30:10 PM »

U R SO

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Samrt!

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mS art!

Sma
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Bs Rehne do
ap par Fit hi nahi ho rha hay.


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«Reply #110 on: December 30, 2006, 10:30:58 PM »

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v32n5 329 b25
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aggay send kerdo kiun k tension leny ka nai dene ka...


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«Reply #111 on: December 30, 2006, 10:33:08 PM »

Kadardan! Meharban! Dekh mere sms ka kamal..! Bell baji, Bandar ne mobile uthaya, Bandar ne sms parha, Ab ye sms fwrd kar k hoshyari dekhaye ga;-)


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«Reply #112 on: December 30, 2006, 10:33:39 PM »

When a black cat falls down,wat wil d white cat say?

Don't think like an intelligent person.It will only say...
MEAOW..


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«Reply #113 on: December 30, 2006, 10:34:23 PM »

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SO rahe hain KYA?

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GHOORAIN MAT

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AANKHEIN KHOLAIN

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DONO KHOLAIN

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CHALAIN msg parhain..


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«Reply #114 on: December 30, 2006, 10:37:09 PM »

Call me now, i heard some major gossip about u.

shocked ??

Forward 2 ur friends n c how many dont read the Msg fully....


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«Reply #115 on: December 30, 2006, 10:38:21 PM »

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Khali hai na !

Saala apun ko bhi khali hi aaya tha ! ...


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«Reply #116 on: December 30, 2006, 10:40:30 PM »

1-smoking
2-drinking
3-drugs
4-tension
5-chicken
6-mutton
7-oily food
8-masala
9-obesity
10-pullotion

= heart attack...

Dus bahaney kar k le gaya dil.


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«Reply #117 on: December 30, 2006, 10:41:00 PM »

Aik intehi dardnak shair arz kya hai Dil mei chubhi hai sui Dil mei chubhi hai suiDil mei chubhi hai sui Dil mei chubhi hai suiOui oui oui oui oui.


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«Reply #118 on: December 30, 2006, 10:41:35 PM »

Isko kehte hain. . .

saaf suthra SMS..

;-)


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«Reply #119 on: December 30, 2006, 10:42:19 PM »

A man kills a DEER n cooks it & doesnt tell kids what it is. He gives a Clue"its something what your Mom calls me!".. Son screams:"Dont eat it....KUTTA hai !!"