Sms sMs smS`s

by sidil on February 25, 2006, 02:40:41 PM

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«Reply #120 on: December 30, 2006, 10:42:42 PM »

A man in US sees a dog about to bite a lady. He kicks da dog to death.

Newspaper reports: US CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG!

Man says I'm not US citizen.
So report is changed:FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG.

Man says actualy, I'm from Pakistan.

Next day's headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG!


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«Reply #121 on: December 30, 2006, 10:43:54 PM »

Sardar1:.im vry kanjos i went to honeymoon alone and saved may half money.
sardar2:.u r nothing i savd all my money,my friend was going n i sent my wife wid him


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«Reply #122 on: December 30, 2006, 10:44:31 PM »

Sardarr's wife::
Kurri jawan ho gaee aey, koi changa ja larka labbo 26 saal tak da howay

Sardarr: jay agar 26 saal da na milay tai 13 13 dai 2 le awaan? happy9