Sms sMs smS`s

by sidil on February 25, 2006, 02:40:41 PM

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«Reply #45 on: February 28, 2006, 04:04:05 AM »

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.


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«Reply #46 on: February 28, 2006, 04:11:48 AM »

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !


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«Reply #47 on: March 02, 2006, 01:35:30 AM »

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai .
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai .
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai .


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«Reply #48 on: March 05, 2006, 10:52:04 PM »

Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mujh se nahi milta,Main uss se nahi milta.Attitude problem u see;)


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«Reply #49 on: March 05, 2006, 10:53:18 PM »

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch aur laagate nahi. ;-)


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«Reply #50 on: March 06, 2006, 04:40:44 PM »

Why monkeys love bananas......
Oops I am sorry......,
Thats your personal matter.


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«Reply #51 on: March 07, 2006, 10:10:20 PM »

<< This Bee is
(",) lukin 4
<( )>sum1 sweet
,,J L,,

>>
(,") so i sent
/( )> him 2 u!
,,J L,,

//
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
,,J L,,
cuz u so sweet:-)


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«Reply #52 on: March 07, 2006, 10:10:43 PM »

I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in july, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, but i still haven't seen anything sweeter than U


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«Reply #53 on: March 07, 2006, 10:11:11 PM »

,,,,, I
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>-<(") l
Deär GOD, please make sure all those people who don't cäre to call or txt me, lose their mobile.....


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«Reply #54 on: March 07, 2006, 10:11:30 PM »

Man asks God:why u created the women so beautiful? God says:"To love her". Then man ask "why she's so stupid?" GOD said "TO LOVE U"


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«Reply #55 on: March 13, 2006, 01:41:27 PM »

We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset, u just think..
U must b GOD's fav cup of tea


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«Reply #56 on: March 13, 2006, 10:35:43 PM »

Patta gir sakta ha par darakhT nahi.

SOORAJ doob sakta ha par AASMAAN nahi.

DHARTI sookh sakti ha per DARIYA nahi.

DUNIYA sudhar sakti ha par TUM nahi!