Sms sMs smS`s

by sidil on February 25, 2006, 02:40:41 PM

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«Reply #75 on: September 28, 2006, 05:02:38 AM »

Can we do romance in the midnight ?

am in good mood !

Just a little bit kissing n biting !

Reply me soon your loving,,

mosquito.


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«Reply #76 on: September 28, 2006, 05:03:13 AM »

Ek derwish kahta tha.ke aik aisa zamana aya ga.Ek bai sirf..................SMs kerga.Doosra KAMINA bus perh ke MUSKURAYE ga.


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«Reply #77 on: September 30, 2006, 01:52:13 AM »

EK sher BY doctor :

Hoon main doctor jahan,

meri wife hai nurse wahan,

Yeh kaisa zulm sehna PARTA hai,

mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PARRTA hai..


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«Reply #78 on: September 30, 2006, 01:52:45 AM »

Police constable to his son: "tumhara result acha nahee aya. Aaj say tmara sara khelna aur t.v daikna band!"
Son:
"yeh 50 rupay pakr aur mamla khatam ker!"


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«Reply #79 on: December 30, 2006, 09:24:28 PM »

Kia woh aai?
Woh kab ayegi?
Woh ayegi b ya nahi?
Woh zaror ayegi na?
Usay ana chahiye
mujay lagta hai k wo agai"
ap k face pe ek cute c SMILE! Agai k nai,.


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«Reply #80 on: December 30, 2006, 09:25:27 PM »

Kehnday ne Jutt aqalmand howe te maar dayo - Butt koja howe te maar dayo - Sheikh sakhi howe te maar dayo -Rana naik howe te maar dayo - Gujjar bewakoof howe te maar dayo -te Arrain jithe we howe maar diyo.


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«Reply #81 on: December 30, 2006, 09:26:10 PM »

"EUENYMROIA"

If U LÖVE sum1 then arrange above alphabets in 3 words..
If U can't do then U don't know what LÖVE is..
Reply me the answer.Dev


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«Reply #82 on: December 30, 2006, 09:27:19 PM »

Kabhi Aati hai,

Khamoshi se,

Chupkey se,

Raat main,

Barsaat main, Veraney main,

Anjaney main,

Kis waja se?

Kis liye?

Kis ki khatir?

Kis k liye?

Kya btaney?

Ye kya hai?

Aik ehsaas,

Aik piyass,

Phir bhi achi Lagti hai,

anjani c,

Begaani c,

Pehchaani c,

Khoobsurat c,

"Tumhari Yaad" Dev .


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«Reply #83 on: December 30, 2006, 09:31:19 PM »

Man:Sardar ji twada ek dand neela kinj ho gya?

Sardar:Yar mai ink lawai di hai

Man:Hain!O kyon?

Sardar:Oye ajkal Blue Tooth da zamana hai yar.


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«Reply #84 on: December 30, 2006, 09:35:29 PM »

2 Sardar(jutt) sit in a coffe shop.1st"Jaldi p yar,coffe thandi ho jygi"2nd:To kya?Ist:Are Bevkoof,menu card parh!!HOT COFFEE Rs. 20/-& COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/...


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«Reply #85 on: December 30, 2006, 09:43:27 PM »

2 Sardar(jutt) sit in a coffe shop.1st"Jaldi p yar,coffe thandi ho jygi"2nd:To kya?Ist:Are Bevkoof,menu card parh!!HOT COFFEE Rs. 20/-& COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/...


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«Reply #86 on: December 30, 2006, 09:44:12 PM »

Wife:Tum mujhe kitna Pyar karte ho? Hus:Shahjahan jitna. Wife:Mere marne ke baad Taj Mahal banaogay. Hus:Maine to Plot bhi le liya hai,Delay to tum kar rahi ho.


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«Reply #87 on: December 30, 2006, 09:44:50 PM »

Sardar joined the army & was given a gun.
Sir,iski nali apni taraf rakhun kay dushman ki taraf?
Major:Kisi bhi taraf rakh le bewakoof,fayda desh ka hi hoga:)


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«Reply #88 on: December 30, 2006, 09:47:51 PM »

A sardarr was riding a bicycle suddenly hits a girl..Girl:brake nahi mar sakte thay...Sardar:pori cycle to maar di hai ab brake alag se maron...


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«Reply #89 on: December 30, 2006, 09:48:19 PM »

Teacher to Sardarr: make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice. Sardar: If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she wil bcom Lara Lara, Bolo tararara..!