Sms sMs smS`s

by sidil on February 25, 2006, 02:40:41 PM

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«Reply #90 on: December 30, 2006, 09:48:52 PM »

Choha Hathi nu kehnda hai:pa ji tuwada underwear chahida si..

HATHI: Tu mera undrwear pana hai?

CHOHA: Nahin meri kuri da viah hai mein tent lana hai.


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«Reply #91 on: December 30, 2006, 09:49:26 PM »

Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo

ek benaam si muhabat mere naam kerdo

meri zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan kerdo

ek subah ko milo or sham kerdo.

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«Reply #92 on: December 30, 2006, 09:50:03 PM »

A tru frnd z 1 who see the 1st tear in ur eyes,catches the 2nd one and stops the 3rd.If 4th one comes den slap u and says dramaybazi band ker.


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«Reply #93 on: December 30, 2006, 09:54:42 PM »

Ager Docterz filmz banain tu naam ye hon
"sterlize ho na ho"
"kaho na bukhar hey" "Hum blood dey chukey sanam"
"Meary yar ki endoscopy hai"
"kash ap hamarey patient hotey"
"Main jaraseem ke dewani hoon"
"hamara stethoscope ap k pas ha"
"kabhe ICU kabhe CCU" "operation to hona he tha"


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«Reply #94 on: December 30, 2006, 09:55:32 PM »

Call urgently. Bad news4u.

Sender:
+923004001696

R u shockd....
Just a Wake up call!

Fwrd2ur frnds n C hw many fools dnt read the complet msg:-)


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«Reply #95 on: December 30, 2006, 09:56:06 PM »

Woh kaun hai?

Jo ISHQ mien hai?

Jo MANN mien hai?

Jo Dil main hai?

Magar Dhadkan mien nahi?

Zyada soch mat woh hai...
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Aamir khan!


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«Reply #96 on: December 30, 2006, 09:56:57 PM »

hi..
Today she was asking me ur details

I gave her ur no.& address
She wil b visiting U soon

Her name is

*SMILE*
I think it came
just now!


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«Reply #97 on: December 30, 2006, 09:57:31 PM »

Merey dil ki ye dua hai,
k khuda karey
teri zeest ka har pal,
har lamha gulab ho jaey
shadab ho jaey
teri rooh ki tishnigi serab ho jaey
jin par barasti hain khuda ki khas rehmatein
un chand hastioon mey tera intekhab ho jaye
ameen!!!


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«Reply #98 on: December 30, 2006, 10:06:56 PM »

Lahore

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paas

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nizamudin

railway station

ki

train no.6162

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route

k

3rd station

shahdara

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Ek chote

Se

Gaon

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Nazdeek

Wale

Kabristan

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Chowkidar

Ki

Kabar

Pe

Baithe

Huye

doggy

Ki

Aage

Wali

Right

Side

Ki

Taang

Ki

Tisri

Ungli

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Nakhun

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Paas

Chhupe

Huye

Kirey

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Pait

Mein

Rehne

Wale

Bacteria

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Chromosomal

DNA

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Thymine

Nucleotide

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5th

Carbon

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Outer

Shell

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4th

Electron

Ki

Kasam,

Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai.


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«Reply #99 on: December 30, 2006, 10:07:42 PM »

Vadion say sooraj nikal aya hai

fizaon main naya rang chaya hai

Ap hain k uddas bathe hain

ab toh muskura dain mera sms aya hai happy9


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«Reply #100 on: December 30, 2006, 10:08:27 PM »

Gabar:Kitne admi the? Samba:Sardarr 2 Gabar:Mujhe ginti nahi ati,2 kitne hote hain? Samba:Sardarr 2,1k baad ata hai Gabar:Aur2 k pehle? Samba:2 k pehle1 ata hai Gabar:To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba:Koe nahi Gabar:To phir dono ek sath q nahi aate? Samba:1k baad he 2aa sakta hai,q ke 2,1se bara hai Gabar:2,1se kitna bara hai? Samba:2,1se1bara hai Gabar:Agar2,1se1 bara hai to1,1se kitna bara hai? Samba:Sardarrr khotte k bhache mujhe goli mar de..


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«Reply #101 on: December 30, 2006, 10:11:15 PM »

Two Sardarrs r driving a Car, one puts on the indicator n asks the other to check whether it is working.He puts his head out n says- YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO...


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«Reply #102 on: December 30, 2006, 10:11:37 PM »

Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside
Inside standng outside
called outside outside
but outside standng inside
called inside inside
when inside came inside
outside went outside 2 c inside
then outside called inside outside
but inside from inside called outside inside
Now where is ur Brain
inside
or
outside?


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«Reply #103 on: December 30, 2006, 10:17:33 PM »

Allah bachahay badsurat biwi se.
Puranay tv se.
Nae ki shave se.
Aurat ki bewafai se.
Purani methai se.
Haraam ki kamai se.
Aur
aap ki judai se, i mis 2u sir ?


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«Reply #104 on: December 30, 2006, 10:18:03 PM »

Yar today i am going to tell u a very important wazifa.If u will repeat this wazifa after your five prayers at the door of mosque u will become rich.The wazifa is 'Allah ke nam pe kuch de de baba.