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by sachin_9810****** on March 14, 2005, 09:43:28 PM

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«Reply #30 on: March 30, 2005, 01:36:16 PM »

Young Man: Would you like to dance with me?
Young Woman: Do you expect me to dance with a baby!
Young Man: I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were pregnant[/i][/b]


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«Reply #31 on: March 30, 2005, 02:54:08 PM »

ur welcome sachin n nice one Usual Smile


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«Reply #32 on: March 31, 2005, 11:31:01 AM »

Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....
Deewana hua
Sangeet ke taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
.... Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ...
Is duniya se ravaana hua [/i][/b]


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«Reply #33 on: March 31, 2005, 04:46:06 PM »


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«Reply #34 on: April 01, 2005, 11:55:07 AM »

Once a Cow, Elephant & a Donkey were debating on who is the greatest among the three. So here goes.................. Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why im the greatest. Elephant: I eat 100 Kg of sugarcane daily and that's why I am the greatest!!

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- ................................................. .... Hellooooooo!!!!!! What are you waiting for?!?!?!? It's your turn to speak up.... [/i][/b]


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«Reply #35 on: April 01, 2005, 03:52:48 PM »

Which Mouse has 2 legs ?
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Micky Mouse

Now which Duck has 2 legs Huh?

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Well all Ducks have 2 legs .......... hahahaha


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«Reply #36 on: April 05, 2005, 05:42:51 PM »

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I lost all my hair waiting 4 ur msgs.


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«Reply #37 on: April 05, 2005, 05:44:35 PM »

@,,,,,@
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People say, we need maps to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong.
Coz wthout a map I found YOU!
And you will be treasured forever.[/b][/i]


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«Reply #38 on: April 06, 2005, 01:04:11 PM »

Saat samandar ka fasla to beshak bahut bada hai
Magar do dilon ka fasla to itna chota hai,
Ke humein bhi takleef hoti hai,
Jab tumhein dard hota hai[/b]


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«Reply #39 on: April 06, 2005, 01:05:30 PM »

Khudaa jab husn deta hai
nazaakat aaa hi jati hai
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho
kamar balkha hi jaati hai[/b]


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«Reply #40 on: April 08, 2005, 12:21:47 PM »

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth - ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have! HA HA HA ... [/b]


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«Reply #41 on: April 08, 2005, 12:22:30 PM »

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

ha ha ha [/b]


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«Reply #42 on: April 08, 2005, 12:23:20 PM »

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... [/b]