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«Reply #45 on: April 14, 2005, 02:23:19 PM »

education in pakisthan:....I.I.T:islamic institute of terrorism,....J.E.E:jehadic entrance exam,..C.A.T:career in alqueda&taliban,....M.tech:masters in terror technology,...G.A.T.E:general aptitude in terror&extremism....only adaa bulli fellows r allowed[/b]


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«Reply #46 on: April 16, 2005, 11:14:54 PM »

........safar lamba hai, dost banate rahiye...........
........dil mile na mile, haath badhate rahiye........
........tajmahal banana costly parega,
par har taraf "mumtaj" banate rahiye........[/b]


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«Reply #47 on: April 17, 2005, 10:36:11 PM »

Some times my mind asks-----
Why I miss u?why I care for u?
Then my heart anwers-----
Simple bcoz “mental patient need more care”[/b]


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«Reply #48 on: April 17, 2005, 10:37:16 PM »

God saw u hungry, he made food,
God saw u thirsty,he made water,
God saw u sleepy,he made bed,
God saw u without a frend………………………..
Sala mere ko phasa diya.

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«Reply #49 on: April 20, 2005, 03:21:06 PM »

bahot acha .. very funny jokes... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Koi pathar se naa maaro Mere Deewaane ko
Koi PAthar se naa maaro Mere Deewane ko
Koi Pathar se naa maaro Mere Deewane ko
Bomb SE Udaalo....


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«Reply #50 on: April 20, 2005, 10:28:30 PM »

thank u very much shama
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While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board.

It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room.

Sardar writes under -

Let the men Permit to Enter


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«Reply #51 on: April 21, 2005, 01:02:37 PM »

Na khwabon me dekha, Na nazaron me dekha.
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha.
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan.
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.[/b]


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«Reply #52 on: April 21, 2005, 01:04:21 PM »

Khuda salmat rakhe unko jo humse nafrat karte hai,
pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi.
Kuch toh hai joh sirf humse karte hain[/b]


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«Reply #53 on: April 25, 2005, 01:24:37 PM »

Do pal ki zindagi u hi beet jayegi…
Kal ke baad naye subah ayegi…
Agar dosto ki yaad satayegi…
Toh kasam se apki yaad sabse pehle ayegi…[/b]


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«Reply #54 on: April 27, 2005, 10:30:29 PM »

90 yrs man ask for 0.25mg viagra...
chemist suggests to buy more...
old man beta bas itna khada karna hai ki susu karun to chappal pe na gire!!!!![/code][/i][/b]


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«Reply #55 on: April 27, 2005, 11:00:20 PM »

Ye Kya hai Nancy Ji.... :letmethink: Shocked

:shame: :slap: :shame:

:censor: :censor: :censor:


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«Reply #56 on: April 28, 2005, 02:39:50 PM »

ye waqt nahin hai rone ka
ye waqt hai bachcha hone ka
us waqt kyon nahin royee thee
jab chipak chipak ke soyee thee
ab jo kiya hai usse bharo
tab to kehti thee--"or karo or karo"[/b]


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«Reply #57 on: April 28, 2005, 03:02:49 PM »

After a lot a brain storming sessions, finally Dushyasana was chosen as the ancient idiot.

Becoz he was pulling and pulling the sari of Draupadi, instead of lifting it. [/b]