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«Reply #60 on: April 29, 2005, 05:50:49 PM »

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai[/b]


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«Reply #61 on: April 29, 2005, 05:58:40 PM »

Khuda ki kasam main tumhari nahin hoon
main ek nadi hoon kinara nahin hoon
kyon dekhte ho tum mujhe muskara kar
main shaadi shuda hoon kunwari nahin hoon[/b]


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«Reply #62 on: April 29, 2005, 05:59:05 PM »

preeye, shaadi se pehle
mere kai ladkiyon se the chakkar
kya tumhare bhi the aise koi rishte ?
ladki sharma ke boli -
jab janam patri mil gayi to,
guun kyon nahi honge milte-julte[/b]


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«Reply #63 on: May 01, 2005, 10:53:18 AM »

Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv),
what u get, u don't njoy(marriage),
what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend),
what is permanent is boring(wife)[/b]


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«Reply #64 on: May 01, 2005, 10:53:50 AM »

Tru luv is lik an pillow, u can hug ven u r in trouble,
u can cry ven u r in pain & u can embrace ven u r happy.
So ven u need true luv: spend rs 100 and buy a pillow.[/b]


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«Reply #65 on: May 01, 2005, 10:54:32 AM »

Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.[/b]


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«Reply #66 on: May 01, 2005, 10:55:13 AM »

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too![/b]


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«Reply #67 on: May 02, 2005, 01:03:13 PM »

Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate! [/b]


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«Reply #68 on: May 02, 2005, 01:03:56 PM »

Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.[/b]


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«Reply #69 on: May 04, 2005, 12:46:27 PM »

I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few.
The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true...
so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you![/b]


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«Reply #70 on: May 04, 2005, 12:46:50 PM »

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.[/b]


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«Reply #71 on: May 04, 2005, 12:47:40 PM »

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt. [/b]


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«Reply #72 on: May 04, 2005, 12:48:42 PM »

Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki
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insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.[/b]


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«Reply #73 on: May 05, 2005, 04:53:34 PM »

Santa: Murge kaise diye?
Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?
Sir ise AIDS hai.
Santa: De do mujhe khana hai ga#d thodi marni hai!

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«Reply #74 on: May 05, 2005, 04:54:19 PM »

A man is doing push ups on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, "Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left."[/b]