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by sachin_9810****** on March 14, 2005, 09:43:28 PM

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«Reply #75 on: May 10, 2005, 03:32:39 PM »

U luk Sweet wen U read my sms,
Sweeter wen U read & Smile..
But u luk d Sweetest wen u Read,Smile & Reply.
So try 2 luk Sweetest![/b]


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«Reply #76 on: May 10, 2005, 03:33:10 PM »

i ate the tv while watching pizza..
i baked the dogs after feeding the cake..
switched on the bed when i laid on my lights...
dats how i go stupid when I MISS U!!![/b]


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«Reply #77 on: May 10, 2005, 05:45:16 PM »

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India ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why?
kyo ki aaj bhi bholi-gawar janta KAAM-Dhanda chod ke mere SMS padh rahi hai...
kya hoga is desh ka.

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«Reply #78 on: May 15, 2005, 10:37:05 PM »

If heartaches and tears and shadows of doubt
Are part of the deal, you can count me out
But if you're talking about a game I can win
You can count me in [/b]


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«Reply #79 on: May 15, 2005, 10:40:57 PM »

Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi,
sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
tum lakh chupao duniya se ,
magar akele mein tumhe
apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.[/b]


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«Reply #80 on: May 20, 2005, 11:18:26 PM »

()".."()
( , o ) WHAT R
(_3E_) Doing?

()"" ..() LET
(""( ,o ) ME C...
( E.)

()".."()
( ("") )
( v e _)
Aaila! Thinking of me!
Choo Chweet!


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«Reply #81 on: May 21, 2005, 03:18:00 PM »

Little Johnny's 2nd grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet.
"Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?"

Johnny says, "Yeah!"[/b]


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«Reply #82 on: May 23, 2005, 01:54:10 PM »

Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.[/b]


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«Reply #83 on: May 23, 2005, 02:05:13 PM »

Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.[/b]


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«Reply #84 on: May 24, 2005, 05:17:12 PM »

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR"
Laloo replied "95Kgs" and moved on...[/b]


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«Reply #85 on: May 28, 2005, 10:55:55 PM »

Hichkiyon se ek bat ka ehsaas to hota hai,
ki shayad hame koi yad to karta hai,
milne na aye to kya,
hum pe chand lamhe barbaad to karta hai.....[/b]


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«Reply #86 on: May 29, 2005, 07:01:24 AM »

Quote from: "sachin_9810******"

Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi,
sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
tum lakh chupao duniya se ,
magar akele mein tumhe
apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.[/b]

buhat khoob ji...................


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Good One, same with some modification

«Reply #87 on: May 31, 2005, 11:02:48 AM »

Quote from: "shama14"

bahot acha .. very funny jokes... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Koi pathar se naa maaro Mere Deewaane ko
Koi PAthar se naa maaro Mere Deewane ko
Koi Pathar se naa maaro Mere Deewane ko
Bomb SE Udaalo....

Koi Pathar se na maro mere deewane ko,
Koi Pathar se na maro mere deewane ko,
atomic ka jamana hai, Bomb se uda do sale ko happy9


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«Reply #88 on: June 13, 2005, 11:06:44 PM »

SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi 'Udhari...'[/b]