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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #90 on: July 25, 2005, 05:09:18 PM »

Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?

Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!![/b]


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Andy_hott

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«Reply #91 on: July 28, 2005, 09:21:08 PM »

Woman has"MAN" in it, Mrs has"MR" in it, Female has"MALE" in it, She has"HE" in it,Madam has"ADAM" in it, No wonder"MEN" always want 2 be INSIDE WOMEN!


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Kumkum

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«Reply #92 on: August 01, 2005, 03:21:22 PM »

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song? Huh?

??.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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Another MOON ? ..........Possible
Another SUN ? ..............Possible
Another SKY ? ................Possible
Another Friend Like U ? .........Impossible
'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice
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Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
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U r the ACCENT of my Life,
ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
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Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME
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so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE? Huh?

?
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
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U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance !
U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder !
U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory !
And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!
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Kumkum

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«Reply #93 on: August 01, 2005, 03:22:03 PM »

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai ..

Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Zindagi behaal Hai,
Sur hai na taal Hai,
MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai,
SMS toh Bhejo,
Mera MOBILE ki zindagi ka sawaal Hai.....!!!

Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara

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mithi_mirch

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«Reply #94 on: August 03, 2005, 01:49:27 PM »

• Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times." :lol:
Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you. :wink: :D


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mithi_mirch

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«Reply #95 on: August 03, 2005, 02:16:13 PM »

• If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down payment.......log onto our website: www.kutteapniaukatmeinrah.com.
•A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja..............................
Ramu: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Shamu: The taste.
:yuck: :lol: Shocked


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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #96 on: August 10, 2005, 10:28:02 PM »

Khush to bahu hoge tum ki forward karne k liye ek SMS mil gaya..!! magar ab kya karoge jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...!!! ha..ha..ha[/b]


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nikki

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«Reply #97 on: August 11, 2005, 01:48:21 AM »

wowwwww what a nice collection Sachin .............................very funny too


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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #98 on: September 26, 2005, 06:58:56 PM »

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega... [/b]


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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #99 on: September 26, 2005, 07:00:38 PM »

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... [/b]


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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #100 on: September 26, 2005, 07:05:48 PM »

Kaash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Saza Mile
Kaash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Saza Mile

Tujhe Aaye Bade Joro Ki Susu
Tujhe Aaye Bade Jore Ki Susu

Aur Kahi Karne Ki Jagah Na Miley [/b]


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«Reply #101 on: October 04, 2005, 11:03:13 PM »

Santa singh raaste par susu kar raha hota hai. usko susu karte dekh ek ladki rasta badalkar jaane lagti hai.

Santa singh kahta hai "O Madam, ghabrao mat. Tum jis se Darr rahi ho usko maine pakad rakha hai.." [/b]


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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #102 on: January 01, 2006, 03:47:11 PM »

Kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
Jaan bhi mango to hajir hai
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai
Aur mango to inkar karte hai


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«Reply #103 on: January 07, 2006, 11:25:14 AM »

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge...

When you are feeling streesed and about to break.........
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.....
It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!

Marneki bat na karna, jindagi hai jine ke liye
Kudha ne Mohabat banayi, Zindagi pane ke liye.

Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi.
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,Dil me basa ke hum kisi ko
Bhulate nahi..

Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek
Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega..

Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.


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«Reply #104 on: January 13, 2006, 01:41:33 PM »

Quote from: "sachin_9810******"

education in pakisthan:....I.I.T:islamic institute of terrorism,....J.E.E:jehadic entrance exam,..C.A.T:career in alqueda&taliban,....M.tech:masters in terror technology,...G.A.T.E:general aptitude in terror&extremism....only adaa bulli fellows r allowed[/b]

And India Mean

I For illegal
N for never
D for Dear
I for important
A for And..............?


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