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« on: February 19, 2008, 03:44:32 AM »
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti toh
dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se
issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
 

Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi
aur friendship day
ek saath padega
 

3 boys where going on a motor cycle.
policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted
 oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...

 
Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi,
ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge
ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..
 

Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari
phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2008, 04:10:48 AM »
bahut ache honey

sirf last wala suna hua hai
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dekhte dekhte hatho se nikal jayege
hum bhi suraj ki trah sham ko dhal jayege
itne awaaz ke pather na uchalo yaro
humto ahsas ki garmi se pighal jayege
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 07:13:18 AM »
Teacher:Ramuu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Ramu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.


Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Ramu: Life imprisonment!


Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki
dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat
reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
 
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 10:27:55 AM »
bahoot khoob Honey....
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 10:34:48 AM »
Thanks pooja..Usual Smile
 

Wife sends parcel to her husband whose working
out station and she writes a note which
say "Dear i am sending you a suit
which i recently brought but i want to say one thing
if you dont find the buttons of the suit don't worry
it will be on the right side pocket of the suit
cause it may cost more weight on the parcel"
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jo khushi nahi mili uske gam behisaabthey..
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2008, 10:40:43 AM »
Plzz post more Usual Smile
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 08:46:34 AM »
Boht khoob Honey Ji . Well done .  Applause
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 09:03:18 AM »
Thank you preet..Usual Smile

ENGLISH SMS

Receive my simple gift of goodmorning
wrapped with sincerity, tied with care
and sealed with a prayer to
keep u safe and happy
all day long! Take Care!
(NOTMINE)

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes,
strengthful hands, focussed mind
and determined decision
with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.
(NOTMINE)


HINDI SMS

JAB BHI KISI KI YAAD AATI HAI
KAYAMAT JAISE EK AANDI AATI HAI
UNKI YAAD NA JAATI HAI DIL SE
PAR SMS KA BIL ZAROOR AATI HAI
(MINE)

KABHI MANGE DIL KABHI MANGE BILL
SMS KARTE KARTE UNKO OH GAYA HAI CHILL
AAB AAP SMS KARTE HO KI MAIN KARUN
JOH BHI HO KISI KO TO DENA HAI YE DIL
(MINE)
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 09:32:05 AM »
mere sms itna pyara hai ki
padhte hi love ho jata hai.
tera sms itna bekaar hai ki
open karte hi mobile phone off ho jata hai.
uska sms itna ganda hai ki
kholte hi censor ho jata hai.


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Bakhshi hain humko ishq ne woh jura'aten Majaz, -
Darte nahin  siyaasat-e-ahl-e-jahaan se hum. - (Asrar-ul-Haq Majaaz)
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 01:45:36 AM »

Nice one's.... Usual Smile
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 10:06:37 AM »
Thanks, it's mine yar...

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Bakhshi hain humko ishq ne woh jura'aten Majaz, -
Darte nahin  siyaasat-e-ahl-e-jahaan se hum. - (Asrar-ul-Haq Majaaz)
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 10:32:14 AM »
nice honey and syednaami
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 10:37:18 AM »
Quote from: honeyrose on February 19, 2008, 03:44:32 AM

Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi
aur friendship day
ek saath padega
 
 

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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 10:38:56 AM »
Quote from: honeyrose on February 19, 2008, 03:44:32 AM

Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari
phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2008, 04:41:10 PM »
Hi Friends , how r u all ?
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