SMS..JOKES -Panna 2:SMS , mobile & JOKES

» Kindly follow Community Rules & Guidelines
» How give maximum exposure to your POEM

Welcome to Heaven of Poetry:Yoindia ShayariAdab

If you have a poet somehere hidden inside then Join Now the biggest Shayari/Poetry Community with thousands poets. By Joining You will get access to more features at Yoindia as well you will get removal of advertisments which means fewer ads. Registration is FREE.

Yoindia ShayariAdab > Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies > SMS , mobile & JOKES > Topic: SMS..JOKES

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5

Author

Topic: SMS..JOKES (Read 917 times)

Lovepreet

New Member

Offline

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 6 hours and 13 minutes.
Posts: 25

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2008, 04:43:43 PM »

Jaane man , Jaane tamanna ,
Idhar aa teriyan lattan bhanna .
( Not mine )
***********************************
Boy : tu lagdi bhari sohni - sunakhi ,
tainu heer na aakha te ki aakhan ,
Girl : tu lagda hai massi de put varga ,
tainu veer na aakhan te ki aakhan .


	Logged

Pooja

Khair-Khwah
Ustaad ae Shayari

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 32 days, 1 hours and 2 minutes.

Posts: 37693

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2008, 04:53:29 PM »

both are funny.. Applause


	Logged

Yoindia.com Rules & Regulation | Introduce yourself to Yoindia

A request : Always give proper credits to the author if you are posting other's work

Roja

Khaas Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 19 days, 4 hours and 32 minutes.

Posts: 9593

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2008, 10:09:47 PM »

Quote from: honeyrose on March 24, 2008, 07:13:18 AM

Teacher:Ramuu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Ramu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Ramu: Life imprisonment!

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki
dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat
reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Very good Honey.. nice joke Laughing hard


	Logged

Know Me Know Love
No Me No Love

Jaanasheen

Khaas Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 10 days, 18 hours and 38 minutes.
Meetha Meetha Hai Mere Mohammad {Saws} Ka Naam,.

Posts: 10661

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2008, 09:37:48 AM »

Nice Collection,.
Sab Kamaal Ke Hain,.


	Logged

Mohabbat Ke Baad Mohabbat Hona, Mumkin Hai "Faraaz",.
Tootkar Kisi Ko Chahna To Ek Hi Baar Hota Hai,.

________________________-Jaanasheen-

syednaami

Umda Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 24 days, 8 hours and 43 minutes.

Kuchh Na Kaho -

Posts: 4771

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2008, 05:04:32 PM »

Thoda waqt Chahiye nai sms joke ke liye, thehro yaro.


	Logged

Kaun kahta hai ki maot aai to mar jaunga,
Main to dariya hun samandar men utar jaaunga. - (Late Ahmed Faraz)

honeyrose

Umda Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 26 days, 20 hours and 56 minutes.

Posts: 5863

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2008, 12:54:32 AM »

Thanks friends ..

Boy asking a girl: can you say 10 names in just one second
Girl Replies : Sure 1Ranjeet,2 Pinky,1 sheetal,2Rosy,3Meeta,and
one you sumeet

Boy:Dekho hum ghar se bhaag chale aur shaadi karen
Girl: Nahi mujhe dar lagta hai
Boy: Acha toh aapne choti behen ko saath ley loh

SMS

Pehle nazar main aisa jaadu kar diya
Mere ghar walon se dehej mang liya
Jane kya hoga kya faisla
Meri saheli se na poocho mera pata..

Jab hum jawan hoge jaane kahan hoge
Lekin ek wada karte hai tumse
Aapna purana karza zaroor ley jayege
(MINE)


	Logged

Zindagi thi ajeeb sab ke sab ek khwaab they
jo khushi nahi mili uske gam behisaabthey..
tha samander apna firbhikyu pyase they
hum ek hi baat main chupe kayi hijaab they

honeyrose

Umda Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 26 days, 20 hours and 56 minutes.

Posts: 5863

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2008, 12:59:48 AM »

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day Let us START
with your ATM Password first.

(NOTMINE)


	Logged

Zindagi thi ajeeb sab ke sab ek khwaab they
jo khushi nahi mili uske gam behisaabthey..
tha samander apna firbhikyu pyase they
hum ek hi baat main chupe kayi hijaab they

honeyrose

Umda Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 26 days, 20 hours and 56 minutes.

Posts: 5863

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2008, 07:25:12 AM »

Father: "Am angry with you son"
Son : "But why daddy"

Father: "You did not score well in your exams"
Son : "But why did you think so"

Father: "why did you score below 40 marks"
Son : "you only said any number which is below
40 is greater number so i did so"

________________________________________________

Son : Daddy can you see in the dark
Father: sure son i can see in the dark

Son: ok come inside my dark room i want
to tell you something

Father: yes son now say
Son : I want you to sign my report card..


	Logged

Zindagi thi ajeeb sab ke sab ek khwaab they
jo khushi nahi mili uske gam behisaabthey..
tha samander apna firbhikyu pyase they
hum ek hi baat main chupe kayi hijaab they

syednaami

Umda Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 24 days, 8 hours and 43 minutes.

Kuchh Na Kaho -

Posts: 4771

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2008, 08:52:44 AM »

Ha ha ha, so nice jokes Giggle


	Logged

Kaun kahta hai ki maot aai to mar jaunga,
Main to dariya hun samandar men utar jaaunga. - (Late Ahmed Faraz)

honeyrose

Umda Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 26 days, 20 hours and 56 minutes.

Posts: 5863

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2008, 02:56:36 AM »

Thanks syed..

Jab mushkil hoti hai mohabbat toh mujhe yaad kar lena
Jab mushkil hoti hai shopping toh daddy say paise lena

Mujhe pyaar hue hai tumse
Tumhe pyaar hue hai mobile se
Mera pyaar tumhe kaise kahoon dil se
Ek bhar aapni mobile ko recharge karlo phir se
(MINE)


	Logged

Zindagi thi ajeeb sab ke sab ek khwaab they
jo khushi nahi mili uske gam behisaabthey..
tha samander apna firbhikyu pyase they
hum ek hi baat main chupe kayi hijaab they

waheed_rose2004

Ustaad ae Shayari

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 1 days, 20 hours and 22 minutes.

Posts: 30984

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2008, 11:37:45 AM »

nice collection honeyrose........ :lol:


	Logged

..
jiski aankhen mujhe ander se padhsakti ho
koi chehra to mere shaher mein aisa laa de
--------------------------------------------------
Humein Talash Hai Duniya Mein Aise Logon Ki
Jo Doosharon K Liye Khud Ko Bhool Jaate Hain.
_______________________________________
______________________________________
1. It is good idea to give full credit

syednaami

Umda Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 24 days, 8 hours and 43 minutes.

Kuchh Na Kaho -

Posts: 4771

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2008, 02:24:05 PM »

Jalla hai sms wahan mobile bhi jal gaya hoga,
Kuredte ho har ik button ko justaju Kya hai.


	Logged

Kaun kahta hai ki maot aai to mar jaunga,
Main to dariya hun samandar men utar jaaunga. - (Late Ahmed Faraz)

honeyrose

Umda Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 26 days, 20 hours and 56 minutes.

Posts: 5863

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2008, 04:15:44 AM »

Thank you waheed ji
nice one syed

SMS

Love does not need a telephone to reach our soul
Two heart meets were every far you go as you reach your goal

You dont have to be rich to spend
You only need your love to bend


	Logged

Zindagi thi ajeeb sab ke sab ek khwaab they
jo khushi nahi mili uske gam behisaabthey..
tha samander apna firbhikyu pyase they
hum ek hi baat main chupe kayi hijaab they

syednaami

Umda Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 24 days, 8 hours and 43 minutes.

Kuchh Na Kaho -

Posts: 4771

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2008, 07:54:25 AM »

Pespsi, Coke, Fanta to hamesha peete ho,
kabhi neebu paani aur lassi bhi test kia karo
mobile se call aur sms to hamaisha karte ho,
kabhi Bharatiya Daak se ek patr bhi bheja karo

(S Naami)

Ticket main de raha hun.


	Logged

Kaun kahta hai ki maot aai to mar jaunga,
Main to dariya hun samandar men utar jaaunga. - (Late Ahmed Faraz)

Jaanasheen

Khaas Shayar

Offline

Waqt Yoindia ko Diya: 10 days, 18 hours and 38 minutes.
Meetha Meetha Hai Mere Mohammad {Saws} Ka Naam,.

Posts: 10661

Re: SMS..JOKES

« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2008, 08:38:54 AM »

Nice Jokes Sis,.
Lage Raho,.


	Logged

Mohabbat Ke Baad Mohabbat Hona, Mumkin Hai "Faraaz",.
Tootkar Kisi Ko Chahna To Ek Hi Baar Hota Hai,.

________________________-Jaanasheen-

Yoindia.com : Shero Shayari in Urdu Hindi & Various other Languages: Forums


	Logged

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5

Yoindia ShayariAdab > Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies > SMS , mobile & JOKES > Topic: SMS..JOKES

Jump to:

More Similar Poetry & Posts
	Subject	Started by	Replies	Views	Last post
	jokes SMS , mobile & JOKES « 1 2 »	Pooja	29	1344	June 01, 2008, 06:38:22 AM by Jaanasheen
	jokes SMS , mobile & JOKES	Pooja	4	911	September 06, 2004, 12:45:43 PM by sharmaarunkumar
	Jokes........... SMS , mobile & JOKES	prempagla	1	490	January 01, 2005, 09:16:40 AM by Celmira
	jokes... :lol: SMS , mobile & JOKES	NewYorker	9	516	January 07, 2005, 05:42:48 AM by NewYorker
	jokes hi jokes hain ji............ SMS , mobile & JOKES	arsenmen	7	939	March 13, 2006, 11:24:04 PM by arsenmen