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            ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


            Smart man + smart woman = romance

            Smart man + dumb woman = affair

            Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

            Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


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            OFFICE ARITHMETIC


            Smart boss + smart employee = profit

            Smart boss + dumb employee = production

            Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

            Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


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            SHOPPING MATH


            A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

            A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


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            GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


            A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

            A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

            A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
            spend.

            A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


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            HAPPINESS


            To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
            little.

            To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
            understand her at all.


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            LONGEVITY


            Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a
            lot more willing to die.


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            PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


            A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

            A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



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            DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE


            A woman has the last word in any argument.

            Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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            HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


            Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
            and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
            started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

a lessom in every line
hilarious

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