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Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?"

Santa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is Married Again."


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«Reply #1 on: February 03, 2005, 08:06:44 PM »

Once the Banta Singh was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Banta Singh deserved more service. So, when the Banta Singh fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, Banta Singh was woken up, and he went home.

Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" He replied "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"


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«Reply #2 on: February 03, 2005, 08:07:27 PM »

A sardar is traveling on train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, which also happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out.

Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar "I'm sorry, I can't do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member".


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«Reply #3 on: February 03, 2005, 08:08:50 PM »

Santa Singh and Banta Singh exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.

Realizing the mistake, Banta asked, "Why don't we get a wire to open it?"

"No, that won't work,” answered Santa. "People will think we're trying to break in to steal the car."

Then Banta suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"

"No," said Santa, "People will think we're too dumb to use a wire."

"Well," sighed Banta, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"


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«Reply #4 on: February 03, 2005, 08:09:10 PM »

One day Santa Singh,a Hindu,a Muslim were shipped wrecked.they swam to an island.They estimated that there homes were about 100 kms away from the island.The next morning they decided to swim back.The Muslim went first.He managed to swim 25 kms, got tired and drowned.The Hindu went second. He managed to swim 35 kms, got tired and drowned.
Santa went next. he swam 50 kms, thought that he was getting tired, so he came back too the island!!


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«Reply #5 on: February 04, 2005, 01:12:54 AM »

One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.

On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be a Sardar.

When he was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the track and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc.

Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have run over that person.

Sardar said : Exactly, that is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close!


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«Reply #6 on: February 04, 2005, 01:14:41 AM »

Air India
Surinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!"

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.

The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"

The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious American.

"Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly.

Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.

"What is it?" asked the American.

"Sweet of India!" replied the old man.

After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle.

"What was that?" asked the American in disgust.

The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!"


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«Reply #7 on: February 04, 2005, 01:36:21 AM »

ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Good one Murali!!!!!


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«Reply #8 on: February 04, 2005, 02:23:53 AM »

lol pooj... good..... one only??? :mrgreen:


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«Reply #9 on: February 04, 2005, 08:06:37 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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