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..~~That's too much~~...

by HumTum on July 11, 2005, 01:59:21 PM

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HumTum was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus.
Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him, "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. He was surprised to see newyorker on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition.
Newyorker started to explain his "Adventure". He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of intelligence, couldn`t finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn`t find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied, "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can`t allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can`t allow you to stay".
He went towards the next house and without taking any risks,asked, " Do you have "grown up" daughters?".
The Owner asked, "Yes, why ?"
Newyorker replied, " I wanted to stay here for a night."

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