the ATM

by phoenix on August 24, 2006, 11:45:39 PM
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a BOY withdraws cash from ATM

Procedure:-

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM


Procedure:-


1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on......[/color]
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badnaam_shayar
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«Reply #1 on: August 25, 2006, 12:47:10 AM »
Quote from: "phoenix"
a BOY withdraws cash from ATM

Procedure:-

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM


Procedure:-


1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on......[/color]


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punjaban
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«Reply #2 on: August 25, 2006, 03:35:58 AM »
ha ha not funny!!! ladkay ladkiyon say bi buray hay, pehlay gel lago ho, phir kapray ko isthri karo, phir baal ko hazar dafa teek karo.

or haan, meh make up payn thi bi nahi ho!!
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anjani_si
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«Reply #3 on: August 25, 2006, 05:35:49 AM »
hahaha.......not all girls...but some yes :D:D:D
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Shikha12
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«Reply #4 on: August 25, 2006, 10:53:36 AM »

Good one for girls... Mostly True also... :D :D
Would like to modify for Boys...[/b]



How A BOY withdraws cash from ATM

Procedure:-

1. Park the car

2. Close the car

3. Go to ATM Machine

4. Insert card

5. Think about the PIN

6. Look for his Cell Phone

7. Run to the car, where his Cell Phone is

8. Look for the keys of Car

9. Hit the Car with His Legs... As keys are left within..

10. Look for someone to help

11. Somehow manage to open the car with Ruler or someone else's key..

12. Reach for his Cell Phone...

13. Close the Car

14. Call his wife, to remind about the PIN

15. Run to the ATM Machine...

16. Again Put the Card

17.Enter PIN

18. Take money out

19. Run to the Car

20. Again Hit the car with his leg... (Keys are again locked inside..tongue3)

21. Manage to open it with other's help

22. Drive away


23. After few days, got to know he lost his Card...(Have forgotten in the ATM)

24. Blame Authorities....

And so on.... :D :D :D
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ranjana
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«Reply #5 on: August 25, 2006, 10:57:39 AM »
=D>  =D>  =D> this is very very  true shikha  :D  ..........good job ....  :lol:  :lol: =D>
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Shikha12
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«Reply #6 on: August 25, 2006, 11:06:15 AM »

Thanks Ranju di... abhie is list mey aur bhi bahut kuch add karna tha...

But I got tired up... :D

like :

they will never look into the mirror..that how horrible they are looking...
car ki keys dhoondney ke chakkar mey unke hands aur face par grease lag jaati hai...
they will never bother to clean it...
and then when they pass by any girl (who is looking into the mirror to check her makeup), they will act very smart...  
As if they are the most handsome and intelligent person of the world....:D :D :D
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ranjana
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«Reply #7 on: August 25, 2006, 11:13:20 AM »
Quote from: "Shikha12"

Thanks Ranju di... abhie is list mey aur bhi bahut kuch add karna tha...

But I got tired up... :D

like :

they will never look into the mirror..that how horrible they are looking...
car ki keys dhoondney ke chakkar mey unke hands aur face par greese lag jaati hai...
they will never bother to clean it...
and then when they pass by any girl (who is looking into the mirror to check her makeup), they will act very smart...  
As if they are the most handsome and intelligent person of the world....:D :D :D
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 :lol:  :lol:  :lol: haan sahi .. :D aur fir apne bikhare baalo ko maathe se yun hataate hain jaise agali kisi picture ke hero yahi hain .. tongue3

shirt aadhi ander aadhi baahar.... :lol:  tongue3 fir bhi apne aapko yeh duniya ka handsome  person maante hain ... :lol:  :lol:
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natural
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«Reply #8 on: August 25, 2006, 11:57:53 AM »
Quote from: "Shikha12"

Good one for girls... Mostly True also... :D :D
Would like to modify for Boys...[/b]



How A BOY withdraws cash from ATM

20. Again Hit the car with his leg... (Keys are again locked inside..tongue3)

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I just couldn't stop laughing at this point.... :lol:  :lol:
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mili_genie
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«Reply #9 on: August 25, 2006, 12:49:50 PM »
hehehehe
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bohra_ajay
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«Reply #10 on: August 25, 2006, 01:15:43 PM »
good one

 but the truth is guys seldom do so as they know that thier ATM card can be used as Debit Card too and they do not have to withdraw money every now an then tongue3
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Pooja
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«Reply #11 on: August 25, 2006, 01:19:24 PM »
shikha@goodreply.lolzzz
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Rajbir
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«Reply #12 on: August 25, 2006, 01:38:38 PM »
Quote from: "ranjana"
=D>  =D>  =D> this is very very  true shikha  :D  ..........good job ....  :lol:  :lol: =D>


Itna sa likhne ke liye 3 baar edit karna pada tumhe  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  --  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  --  tongue3 tongue3 tongue3 tongue3

Daal mein kuch kala hai  :D  :D  :D  :D

ATM ke case mein kya hota hoga woh batane ki zaroorat nahi ab tongue3 tongue3 tongue3
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sunny_bunny
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«Reply #13 on: August 25, 2006, 01:53:00 PM »
Quote from: "Rajbir"
Quote from: "ranjana"
=D>  =D>  =D> this is very very  true shikha  :D  ..........good job ....  :lol:  :lol: =D>


Itna sa likhne ke liye 3 baar edit karna pada tumhe  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  --  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  --  tongue3 tongue3 tongue3 tongue3

Daal mein kuch kala hai  :D  :D  :D  :D

ATM ke case mein kya hota hoga woh batane ki zaroorat nahi ab tongue3 tongue3 tongue3

balle oo balle.....rajbir paaji chukk te phatte.....rajbir paaji di balle balle baaki sare thalle thalle.....!
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Shikha12
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«Reply #14 on: August 25, 2006, 02:04:20 PM »
Quote from: "Rajbir"
Quote from: "ranjana"
=D>  =D>  =D> this is very very  true shikha  :D  ..........good job ....  :lol:  :lol: =D>


Itna sa likhne ke liye 3 baar edit karna pada tumhe  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  --  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  --  tongue3 tongue3 tongue3 tongue3

Daal mein kuch kala hai  :D  :D  :D  :D

ATM ke case mein kya hota hoga woh batane ki zaroorat nahi ab tongue3 tongue3 tongue3




One more proof.... Ladkiyon ki post par kitna dhyaan rehta hai inka... :evil:
Edit kar ke hi sahi... Likha to sahi hai... :D :D :D
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