:: the beer and the atheist ::

by myheart_ursonly on December 10, 2004, 04:19:46 PM
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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,
admiring all that the
"accident of evolution" had created. "What beautiful
animals!" he said to
himself. As he walked alongside the river, he heard
a rustling in the bushes
behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot
grizzly bear charging toward
him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked
over his shoulder and saw
that the bear was closing. He ran even faster, so
scared that tears were
coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder
again, and the bear was even
closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he
tried to run even faster.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to
pick himself up but saw
the bear; right on top of him; reaching for him
with his left paw and
raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant
the atheist cried out
without thinking,
"Oh my God!..."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came
out of the sky, "You deny
my existence for all of these years; teach others I
don't exist; and even
credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect
me to help you out of
this predicament? Am I to count you as a
believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light and
answered, "It would be
hypocritical for me to be a Christian after all
these years, but perhaps you
could make the
bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out.

The river ran again.

The sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw.....brought
both paws
together...bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I
am truly thankful."




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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #1 on: December 10, 2004, 04:39:04 PM »
ahan mr. halal  Usual Smile
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #2 on: December 10, 2004, 07:46:06 PM »
Usual Smile   nice heart...........
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #3 on: December 10, 2004, 10:49:20 PM »
thnx vvaheed ji n salma too


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Friend_4uall
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«Reply #4 on: December 13, 2004, 01:39:05 PM »
My friend,

BEER  =    TONIC :wink:....

BEAR :evil: = NO TONIC.....

N.B. TONIC refers to liquor.....
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #5 on: December 13, 2004, 02:35:33 PM »
Quote from: "Friend_4uall"
My friend,

BEER  =    TONIC :wink:....

BEAR :evil: = NO TONIC.....

N.B. TONIC refers to liquor.....



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akela
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«Reply #6 on: December 15, 2004, 02:08:53 AM »
Usual Smile  Usual Smile nice story
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #7 on: December 15, 2004, 03:18:53 AM »
thnx akela ji!!   :wink:
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