The Mailbox:SMS , mobile & JOKES

The Mailbox

by Meena on January 06, 2005, 10:57:45 PM

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when an attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angered, she again stormed back in her house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out yet again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked, "Is something wrong?" "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying "You've Got Mail."


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«Reply #1 on: January 06, 2005, 11:07:34 PM »

good one.........Meena ji...

Here is another one:

One day a blonde woke up from a horrible sleep and realized that she hurt everywhere she touched so she went to the doctor and told him, "I don't know what to do doctor, I am in pain everywhere" "When I touch my arm it hurts. When I touch my head, my ear, my nose, my stomach, and even my purse hurts, I feel severe pain" she exclaimed.

The doctor looked at the blonde and knew right away what it was.
He said, "Your finger is broken"


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«Reply #2 on: January 06, 2005, 11:09:44 PM »

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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