the sandalz

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the
> marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal
> shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You
> foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
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> So the couple walked in and the shopkeeper says to them, "I have some
> special sandals I think you would be interested in. They have special
> power. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife
> was really interested in buying the sandals after what the shopkeeper
> claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
> God he was.
>
> The husband asked the man, "How could sandals improve my abilities?" The
> Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb. The sandals will prove
> it to you." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally
> conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got
> this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years:
> raw sexual power!
>
> In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him
> violently over a table, yanked down the man's pants and his own, and
> grabbed firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began
> screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
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