Theorem of Bill Gates:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Theorem of Bill Gates

by ocp_waseem on December 22, 2005, 05:18:12 PM

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The Theorem of Bill Gates...
Computers are Like Air Conditioners, They Stop Working Properly When you Open Windows.

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Ten Things I Know About You

1- You are very Special Person With a Wonderful Heart.
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Bass Aik Din Main Aik Hi Jhoot Bolta Hon Main...

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Heart Beats are CountLess
Spirits are AgeLess,
Dreams are EndLess,
Memories are TimeLess,
A Friend Like You... ...
Is UseLess... ...
OOPs ... Sorry... ...
PriceLess!!

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Macher Nay App Ko Kata
Ye Us Ka Junoon tha.
App Nay Khujli Ki,
Ye App Ka Sukoon Tha...
Laakh Chahtay Hoay App Use Maar Na Sakay... ...
Kion Ke Us Ki Ragon Main App Ka Khon Tha...

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Heart 4 You

Yesterday, Today, Tomarrow and Forever , there is a Heart, that Beats for you Every Time.
Do u know Whose... ... ... ... ....?
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Stuppid Yours....

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Dog is Too Costly

Customer: How Much for this Dog ?
Dog Dealer: 75 $
Customer: Isn't that too Much ?
Do Dealer: Isn't the Dog too Wonderful ?
Customer: Yes the Dog May be too Wonderful but is he faithful also ?
Dog Dealer: Faithful Sir! Why I Have Sold him 7 Times & He Was Always been Back Within 12 Hours.

Best Regards
Muhammad Waseem Haroon

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