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« Reply #120 on: September 09, 2007, 10:55:21 AM »
lolzz nice collection!!!
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« Reply #121 on: September 10, 2007, 06:37:36 AM »

Today's Joke

Admi apni moti biwi se: Begum, ek bat batao.. sisak sisak ke marna acha ya ek hi bari marna?

Begum: ek hi bari marna acha hai

Shohar: Acha, aisa karo apni dosri tang bhi mere oper rakh do..... :D
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« Reply #122 on: September 11, 2007, 06:07:59 PM »

A class teacher of primary, one day braught a camera along with her to have some group photos of the childeren.

One student asked "Mam why did you braught that camera?"

The teacher exclaimed "to have our some group photos,so that,and when you people grown up these photos will make you to recall your childhood, and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawer and this is Rick he is a doctor now and this is Maria and she is a Journalist now", certainly a voice came forward from the back and "this is our class teacher she is dead now"..... :finga:

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« Reply #123 on: September 12, 2007, 09:49:31 AM »
1st one is too Good!!
Good job!!~
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« Reply #124 on: September 15, 2007, 06:39:18 AM »
Nice Jokes Raabi Usual Smile
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« Reply #125 on: September 20, 2007, 04:45:46 PM »

Thanks alot both of you Usual Smile


Today's Joke

The Titanic is going to be drowned . Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God.

Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardaarji in the ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here ?
 
Sardaarji : Two miles..

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have
got the experience of swimming even more.

The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
 
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here?

Sardaarji : Downwards.... :D  :supz:
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« Reply #126 on: September 22, 2007, 04:04:31 PM »

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A girl comes late to the class.

Prof: Why are you late?

Girl: A boy was following me sir.

Prof: Then why are you late?

Girl: That boy was walking slowly sir..... :tongue:
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« Reply #127 on: September 30, 2007, 09:56:41 AM »

Today's Joke

Teacher : "Can u define who is a lecturer"?

Student: "A lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking even someone is sleeping"..... :evil:
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« Reply #128 on: October 10, 2007, 05:59:49 AM »

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: For you and your parents..... :D
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« Reply #129 on: October 29, 2007, 02:06:43 PM »

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Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa..... :twisted:
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« Reply #130 on: October 30, 2007, 03:25:42 PM »

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Shehzada Saleem: "humari amma or abba hum se itna pyar karte the ke humare sone tak
humare pass baithe rehte or hum phir bhi na sote"

Wazeer: "isilye to aap iklote reh gaye"..... :D

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« Reply #131 on: October 31, 2007, 05:34:42 PM »
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« Reply #132 on: November 02, 2007, 07:54:51 AM »

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GHALIB ne apni girlfriend ko date per bulaya woh late hogayi..

Girl: "Am i late"

GHALIB: "Falak pe sitaroon ko neend arahi hai
doosri ka time ho gaya tu ab arahi hai"..... 8-[

               
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« Reply #133 on: November 02, 2007, 11:50:58 AM »
Great Jokes ,.
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« Reply #134 on: November 08, 2007, 02:12:13 PM »

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Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi ek lady ne
Hello kiya...
 
Wife: "koun thi wo" ?
 
Husband: "Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi"..... :-P

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