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« Reply #135 on: November 16, 2007, 09:59:17 AM »
Nice One Again Rabbi Ji,.
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« Reply #136 on: February 07, 2008, 10:02:11 AM »
Today's Joke

Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai.

Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekha hai..... icon_silent
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« Reply #137 on: February 07, 2008, 10:05:48 AM »
lol... Usual Smile Bilcul sahi jawaab diya... Usual Smile

Hey Rabbi... How are You? Missed you so much... sad5
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« Reply #138 on: February 07, 2008, 10:11:13 AM »
Quote from: Shikha12 on February 07, 2008, 10:05:48 AM
lol... Usual Smile Bilcul sahi jawaab diya... Usual Smile

Hey Rabbi... How are You? Missed you so much... sad5
i'm fine how about you ? get online on yahoo we'll talk there.....
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« Reply #139 on: February 08, 2008, 06:24:57 AM »
The Above Jokes Are Mind Blowing Rabbi Ji,.
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« Reply #140 on: February 08, 2008, 01:19:28 PM »
good one rabbi!!!
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« Reply #141 on: February 13, 2008, 01:46:02 AM »
Sardar breaks annegg to make n omelate...
He findsthe egg empty, ges frustrated and says: Ullu ki pathi, aj kal ki murghian bhi 'ABORTION' karati hain!
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« Reply #142 on: February 13, 2008, 01:54:03 AM »
Pati Patni ghumnay gaye.
Rastay mei Gadha Ghas kha raha tha.
Patni Boli: Woh dekho tumara rishtaydar ghas kha raha hai, Namastay karo.
PATTI Bola: NAMASTAY SASSUR JEE!
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« Reply #143 on: February 13, 2008, 04:41:51 AM »
Great Joke Yaar,.
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« Reply #144 on: April 23, 2008, 07:05:24 AM »

Today's Joke

What do a "Rat say" to a "Cat"
on Valentines Day?
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Think
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Billo Rani Kaho to abhi jaan de doon..... NaNaNa
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« Reply #145 on: April 23, 2008, 07:23:41 AM »
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

NaNaNa NaNaNa NaNaNa

Too gooooddddddddd Applause
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« Reply #146 on: April 23, 2008, 08:17:31 AM »

Quote from: sweet_raabii on September 22, 2007, 04:04:31 PM

Today's Joke

A girl comes late to the class.

Prof: Why are you late?

Girl: A boy was following me sir.

Prof: Then why are you late?

Girl: That boy was walking slowly sir..... :tongue:

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Bus koi Samjhe Zara...
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« Reply #147 on: April 23, 2008, 08:19:11 AM »
Pati Patni ghumnay gaye.
Rastay mei Gadha Ghas kha raha tha.
Patni Boli: Woh dekho tumara rishtaydar ghas kha raha hai, Namastay karo.
PATTI Bola: NAMASTAY SASSUR JEE!

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« Reply #148 on: April 25, 2008, 05:09:02 AM »
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« Reply #149 on: June 15, 2008, 07:07:02 AM »

Today's Joke

Impact of Movies:

Teacher - Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped MunnaBhai to impress his girlfriend..... tongue3
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