hahaha mast posting hai...

(but lagta hai maine b kahi post ki hai same 1)

Thanks ji....

2 New pilots, are trying to land an airplane at an Airport.

They start descending and as they touch the ground
First One screams ?Oye wait the runway is ending...".

First One swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make
a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch
the ground, Second One screams again "Get the plane up, the
runaway is ending...". Again the first pilot swiftly gets the plane back
up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending
again... This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent the First Pilot says : "Just Look those people
built this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", "
I know" answers the Second One, "But look how wide they made it...."

"Snoring Problem"

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town,
every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he
pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant
- an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and
he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you
the truth, he snores so loudly that people in
adjoining rooms have complained in the past.
I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him.
"I'll take it."

The next morning the sailor came down to
breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem
with the other guy snoring?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I
came in the room," the sailor explained.
"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek,
and said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up
all night watching me."

Thanks Jaanasheen..

A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public
Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor
told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set
average of two miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the
conditions and started right away.
The supervisor checking up at the end of the day, found that the blonde had
completed four miles on her first day, double the average! "Great," he told
her, "I think you're really going to work out."
The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only
accomplished two miles. The supervisor thought, "Well she's still at the
average and I don't want to discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet."
The third day however the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I
need to talk to her before this gets any worse." The boss pulled the new
employee in and said, "You were doing so great. The first day you did four
miles, the second day two miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is
there a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you from meeting
the two-mile minimum?"
The blonde replied "Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away from
the bucket."