"WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

by emp_143 on June 13, 2006, 05:52:10 PM
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If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a
man;and
if it's a male then feel proud of after reading it!

BUT PLZ DO READ IT, ITS REALLY GUD . . . . .

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a

river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord

appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he

needed the  axe to make his living.


The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is

this your axe?" the Lord asked.



The woodcutter replied, "No."



The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your

axe?"  the Lord asked.



Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."



The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your

axe?" the Lord asked.



The woodcutter replied, "Yes."



The Lord
was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes

to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.



Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the

riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the

Lord

again appeared and asked him, "Why are you
crying?"



"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"



The Lord went down into the water and came up with beauty queen Mallika

Sherawat. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.



"Yes," cried the
woodcutter.



The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"



The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a

misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mallika Sherawat, You

would have come up with  Bipasha Basu. Then if I said 'no' to her, you

would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have

given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care

of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Mallika Sherawat."



The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and

honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.



That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"
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