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« Reply #45 on: November 09, 2004, 11:05:18 AM »

ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
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« Reply #46 on: November 09, 2004, 11:10:39 AM »

hehehe Good one Rishi tongue3
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« Reply #47 on: November 10, 2004, 04:24:49 AM »

Ha1 ha! ha! Very Nice!!! Great One!!! Rishi!!
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« Reply #48 on: November 10, 2004, 09:32:55 AM »

His side her side!!
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Her side of the Story:
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He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk a bit more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny.
I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me.
I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything, this is really worrying me. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me!
So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV, and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say it's all over between us.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore.
I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster.

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ENGLAND lost to Brazil !!!
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" I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing....!
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« Reply #49 on: November 10, 2004, 01:32:26 PM »

Shocked  :_:
Girls@very senstive.com  :oops:
Boys@don't care.com :_:
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« Reply #50 on: November 10, 2004, 02:21:24 PM »

hehehe Pooja.. sahi kaha !!! Nice Rishi tongue3
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« Reply #51 on: November 10, 2004, 02:53:46 PM »

good one Rishi !!!!
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« Reply #52 on: November 10, 2004, 04:09:49 PM »

Nice Rishi!
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« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2004, 07:22:21 PM »

No Doubt Pooja,that gals are sensitive, I agree, but boys too care, it's just that it's lill difficult for them to show their emotions. That's y god has made them different so that they can complete each other. anyway thats a never ending arguement.
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Lady to the doctor over the phone. “Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”

Doctor: “Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”

Lady: “Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”
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« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2004, 07:31:20 AM »

Ha Ha ha!!! Great Rishi!!! Tremendous!!!!lolzzzz
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« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2004, 10:12:53 PM »

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This bloke went into a pub with his wife, sat down at the bar and said to the bartender "Mate, please give me a beer before it starts."

The bartender poured him a beer and the bloke knocked it back in one gulp. "Give me another beer before it starts thanks mate." said the bloke.

The bartender had no idea what the bloke was talking about, but poured him another anyway and watched it disappear the way of the first one.

"Quick mate," said the bloke "give me another beer before it starts." As he's pouring the beer, the bartender said "Look mate, there's nothing starting here tonight. The dancers are on Friday, and the band is on Saturday".

The bloke ignored him and just demanded another beer before it started.  "Listen dear" his wife interrupted, "I think you've had enough to drink."

"See mate" said the bloke to the bartender, "it's started."
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« Reply #56 on: November 17, 2004, 12:47:01 AM »

Lolzzzz! Goooooooood!!!
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« Reply #57 on: November 17, 2004, 06:21:10 AM »

hehehehe tongue3 tongue3 tongue3
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« Reply #58 on: November 17, 2004, 09:12:24 PM »

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Mr. and Mrs. Smith have been back from their honeymoon for two weeks when Mr. Smith comes home from work and says that he has invited four of his friends from the office to their home for dinner on Friday night.

Mrs. Smith is a bit apprehensive and asks if she must cook a meal for four.

The husband explains that there will actually be eight coming since each will be bringing his wife.

Since this is their first party, the husband consoles her by saying that all she needs to do is get some Chinese food in, and perhaps she can bake a cake. This sounds like a good idea, and they sit down and decide what Chinese food to get.

Friday morning, Mrs. Smith calls the office in tears. She explains that the only cake recipe she has will only feed six. Hubby says, "why don't you just double the recipe?" She decides that is a good idea.

At four, hubby gets another phone call--this time quite a frantic one.

"I just can't do it," wifey weeps. "It's impossible."

"Now, now, what's the matter."

"Well, their recipe calls for two eggs..."

"So, you use FOUR eggs. Don't you have them?"

"Yes,...then it needs 4 cups of flour."

"Well," hubby says rather testily, "you will have to use 8 cups of flour--what's the problem?"

"It isn't the ingredients," wifey sobs. "It says that the cake must be baked at 350 degrees, and I have checked the oven, and I can't turn the heat up to 700 degrees!".
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« Reply #59 on: November 18, 2004, 11:33:02 AM »

ha ha ha ha!!!!! bahoot khoob!!!!
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