Welfare

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

 You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.. The starting salary
is $200,000 a year!"

The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Thanks everyone.