Where is God???

From FWD E-mail:

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any
mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.  The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.  The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy  down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice  even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,  "what happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in
BIG trouble this time.  
 
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 ........ GOD is missing, and they think we did it!

Gud 1.

In Fact God Is In Bathroom.

Reason,

This 1 Also From FWD:Email

The Same Preacher Asks The 10 Yr, Where Is God, And He Tells, God Is In BATHROOM. Reason

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When Ever My Dad Goes In Bathroom And Takes Too Much Time, My Mom Shouts, Oh God U R Still There.