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« on: February 27, 2007, 10:39:51 AM »
angel3 :finga: cya  :profileright:  home  :profileleft:  :smurf:  :profileright:  home  :profileleft:  :smurfin:  :profileright:  home  :profileleft:   :brilsmurf:  :profileright:  home  :profileleft:  :smurfin:  :profileright:  home  :profileleft:  :smurf:  :profileright:  home  :profileleft:  :smurfin: cya  :finga:  angel3  

A guy dials home from work. A strange women answers.

GUY: "Who is this ?"

MAID: " This is the maid."

GUY: "We don't have a maid."

MAID:"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

GUY:"Well this is her husband. Is she there?"

MAID:"Ummm...she's upstairs with someone whom I just figured was her husband."
   
         ( The guy is fuming ).

GUY:"Listen, would you like to make 50,000 bucks?"

MAID:"What do I have to do?"

GUY:"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that lady and the jerk she is with."
     
     ( The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears the footsteps, followed by 2 gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone ).

MAID:"What should I do with the bodies?"

GUY:"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

MAID:"What? but there's no pool here!"
       
         ( Long pause.............................)

GUY:"Uh..Is this 83248252?"

MAID:"No."

GUY:"Oh sorry..........wrong number."

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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2007, 10:42:11 AM »
Shocked  :-k  8-[  toothy5  tard  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2007, 10:49:59 AM »
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Shocked  :-k  8-[  toothy5  tard  :lol:


Talat ji saare icons aaj hi bhejne the aapne Usual Smile
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2007, 08:24:52 PM »
maine socha main bhi use kar loon tongue3
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2007, 09:52:47 PM »
Saare abhi hi use kar liye. Thode se baad ke liye bhi rehne detin :wink:
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2007, 12:42:49 AM »

love5 :flower:   angel8  love4 love9   :heart:  sad11  :heart:  

:color:  :heart:  sad11  :heart:  :color:  :heart: sad11  :heart: love9  

love4  angel8  :flower:  love5














love5 :flower:   angel8  love4 love9   :heart:  sad11  :heart:  

:color:  :heart:  sad11  :heart:  :color:  :heart: sad11  :heart: love9  

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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2007, 10:09:34 AM »
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love5 :flower:   angel8  love4 love9   :heart:  sad11  :heart:  

:color:  :heart:  sad11  :heart:  :color:  :heart: sad11  :heart: love9  

love4  angel8  :flower:  love5














love5 :flower:   angel8  love4 love9   :heart:  sad11  :heart:  

:color:  :heart:  sad11  :heart:  :color:  :heart: sad11  :heart: love9  

love4  angel8  :flower:  love5




faree aapne itne icons kyun bheje :?:  :?:  :?:  Puzzled !
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2007, 12:00:36 PM »
Wonderful... =D>  =D>

 =P~  8-[  :-&  #-o  :idea:



Idhar sab log use kar rahe hai icons, socha main bhi thode se use karun :D:D:D
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2007, 04:00:37 PM »
Quote from: "angel4u"
Wonderful... =D>  =D>

 =P~  8-[  :-&  #-o  :idea:



Idhar sab log use kar rahe hai icons, socha main bhi thode se use karun :D:D:D


Kahin mujhe baat toh nahi laga rahi ho angel :?:  Puzzled !  :oops:
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