bhai ki kahani-bhai ki zubani

by samnoj on May 30, 2005, 05:52:11 AM
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«Reply #45 on: September 22, 2005, 05:58:06 PM »
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is shayeri (kavita) ke sabhi patr wo ghatnaye kalpanik hai. inka vastavik jeevan se koi sambandh nahi hai, ager aisa hota hai to ise matr ek sanyog kaha jayega

ji is bande ko waise to abu dawood kahte hai
bahut se maherban pyar se abdul mardood kahte hai

mere papa ramgadh ke mashoor daaku the
tihar jel ka thana mere nana ne luta tha
wo 15 kilo ka tala usi bande se toota tha
nahi tha chor koi shaher me dada ke paye ka
chura ke gher se le aaye the wo kutta visraye ka
mere mamu ke jali note america me chalte the
hazaro chor daku unki nigrani me palte the
mere mawsa ji cahte badmaash the apne zamane ke
khuda bakhshe bahut shokeen the wo jelkhane ke
mere khalu newyark me jeb katarte the
ek hi saath wo 11 aurto se ishk karte the
mere nana ke bhai nakli sona banate the
haseen bewao ko ro ro ke wo seene se lagate the
sasur saheb jhansi ki rani bhaga ke laye
meri umer ki uski teen bahno ko utha laye
chacha mere bade mashoor the fan-e-rajalat me
mukadma harker wo nange naache the adalat me
mere bhai ne ki four-twenty cheaf justice se
wo jab bigda to jala di uske moonche apni machis se
bade wo log the lekin ye banda bhi nahi kuch kum
khuda ka fazl hai mujh pe nahi mujhko bhi koi ghum
izazat ho to banda ishare hi ishare me
batade aapko kuch tafseel se apne baare me

main raja aur maharajao ki jebe bhi katarta tha
charas, ganja aur chandan ka dhanda bhi karta tha
mere mamuli shagirdo ne 14 bank lute the
meri koshish se ba izzat bari hoke wo chute the
na income tax deta hu na super tax deta hu
apni saari income pe main sarkar se tax leta hu
jo din main ne guzare shan-o-shoukat se guzare hai
zara kuch in dino hi mere gardish me sitare hai
mujhe kar le jo shamil chori aur daako me
yakeenan aap bhi kheloge do din me lakho me


ha ha ha !!!! bahoot khoob SanMoj ji!!!! bahoot sahi likha hai!!!


ajj jo parri apki kahani hai
yaad aa gai mujko to meri naani hai
parri gai hai yah kahani thori se late jaroor
magar mera nahi hai isme koi kasoor
Contact number jaladi app ab bhijwaye
hum apne secrectry se apki baat karwaye
yah chori daakko mai ab kaya rakha hai
hajaaro lakho mai ab kaya bachta hai
Nai Technology ke tarike hum apko sikhayegy
Bina bandook ke kaise banty hai paise yah batayegy!!!
naani hamari to bahoot sayani hai
usne hi sambhali yah saari neknaami hai!!!   he he he
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«Reply #46 on: September 23, 2005, 06:04:15 AM »
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haila idhar to dakuoka mela lag giya
maine bhi usko joine kerne ka irada hai kiya
samnoj bhai ager aapne yaha aapka contact no likh diya
to aap smajhiye humne aapka group join ker liya
joine kerne ke baad humara naam change ker liya
genie se daku genie singh ker liya....Usual Smile
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Pooja
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«Reply #47 on: September 23, 2005, 01:51:05 PM »
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genie se daku genie singh ker liya
yah kaya gazab kar diya
ajkal daaku ko puchata hai kon
isse acha to raajneeti mai chale jao
daku hi banana hai to, kuch satndard ke daku to ban jao!!!!
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«Reply #48 on: September 23, 2005, 01:55:34 PM »
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sahi idea ...... :wink:

pooja hum aapka kerte hai dil se shukriya
neta banene ke baad hum aapko gift me denge dher saari bakriya.....
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«Reply #49 on: September 23, 2005, 04:05:24 PM »
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bakariyon aor bhanso ke hi jamane mai rahana
Raajneeti mai jakar bhi, janawaro ki hi baaty karna
Sona chandi ko ajj ke yug mai puchta hai kon
Dena hai to gift karna Kohinoor, warna tumhaari raajneeti ko puchata hai kon!!!
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«Reply #50 on: September 23, 2005, 06:26:43 PM »
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itni lambi kahani |oz|  its ok achhi hi hogi ,..!
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«Reply #51 on: September 24, 2005, 10:39:03 AM »
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thanks pooja, mili n hero

bole to tension nahi lene ka
kuch bi ho to bhai ko bolneka
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«Reply #52 on: September 24, 2005, 11:37:42 AM »
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bakariyon aor bhanso ke hi jamane mai rahana
Raajneeti mai jakar bhi, janawaro ki hi baaty karna
Sona chandi ko ajj ke yug mai puchta hai kon
Dena hai to gift karna Kohinoor, warna tumhaari raajneeti ko puchata hai kon!!!


ager aap kahe tho aapke liye aasman se chand tod lau
ager aap kahe tho aapke liye aasman se chand tod lau
baaki bachi saari zindagi aapke naam ker jau.........
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«Reply #53 on: September 24, 2005, 11:39:19 AM »
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haila! ye kya bol raha hai tu mili
laghta hai tujhe bhai ki chithi nahi mili
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«Reply #54 on: September 26, 2005, 06:56:23 AM »
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hume na mili koi chithi
kisne bheji hai hume ye chithi
humko lag raha hai darr
usko bolna hum to mazak kerte hai
humari zindgi kisike naam nahi kerte hai........:wink:
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«Reply #55 on: September 26, 2005, 02:27:57 PM »
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na kar tu apni zindagi kis par..
na tujhe kisi ne bheji chitti
ye toe bakwas hai.
kaam kar tu apnaa.. Winking

dont mind
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«Reply #56 on: September 26, 2005, 09:20:27 PM »
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lolz sanmoj and MG....

BHAJI HAI CHITHI JISNE
USKO BHI JARA YAHAN BULWAO
HUM BHI DEKHY KON HAI BHAI
HUMSE BHI TO JARA MILWAO
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«Reply #57 on: September 27, 2005, 07:37:09 AM »
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konsi chitthi, kahe ke chitthi
jaldi se batado hume kisne bheji hai chitthi
kon hai bhejne wala chitthi
uska na bhi batawo aur address bhi...
hum bhi bhej dete hai unko bhi chitthi....:wink:
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«Reply #58 on: September 27, 2005, 11:40:44 AM »
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tum log abhi chithi per hi latke ho
jaha chor gaya tha wahi per atke ho
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«Reply #59 on: September 27, 2005, 03:02:19 PM »
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HA HA HA HA!!! Good one Sanmoj!!!!

kisi ne kisi ko bhijwaai hai chitti
magar kayub aor kaise bhijwaai hai chitti
hamara naam jab chitti mai ayya hai
issi baat se humko gussa ayya hai
naani hamari ke hoty yah kon sa bhai aaya hai
hum bhi to jara dekhy, kon humse takraane ayya hai!!
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