Computer Sher......

by NewYorker on December 30, 2004, 11:15:43 PM
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«Reply #60 on: October 21, 2005, 10:04:19 PM »
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Woh kaam kanya ka hai mera nahi ..Winking

aapne hi sab ka dimaag khaya tha
aapne hi sab ka dimaag khaya tha

nahi aapka chehra-e-noor dikhaya tha ..Usual Smile
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«Reply #61 on: October 25, 2005, 10:05:51 PM »
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kabhi bhi nahi hoti tha
CUT-PASTE ka bund shabaab
Ho gaye jahan ke
COMPUTER lagta hain saare kharab
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«Reply #62 on: October 26, 2005, 11:57:15 PM »
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NY bhai, cut paste ka jamana abhi jinda hai,
aap phikar na karo, iss kaam ke liye haajir yeh banda hai....

Ise kehte hein shayari janaab!!

Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
Tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Hye La, Puncture!!!

Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol...............
nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.................

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E-husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E-husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!

tere ghar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere ghar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
Par phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!

Kyon apni kabar khud-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khud-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!


Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khayal aaya!!

Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi Kyon na aaye teri yaad?

Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahlon mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo. kunware hum bhi nahi.

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be-sukoon tha.
Pakada to chodh diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!


Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intezaar,
phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein- Ek aur Devdas at beer bar!
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«Reply #63 on: October 27, 2005, 03:01:50 AM »
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Quote from: "Chilkan2005"
NY bhai, cut paste ka jamana abhi jinda hai,
aap phikar na karo, iss kaam ke liye haajir yeh banda hai....

Ise kehte hein shayari janaab!!

Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
Tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, you ask why?
I come close to you, you feel shy,
I tell you those three magical words....
Hye La, Puncture!!!

Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol...............
nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.................

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E-husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E-husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!

tere ghar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere ghar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
Par phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!

Kyon apni kabar khud-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khud-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!


Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khayal aaya!!

Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi Kyon na aaye teri yaad?

Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahlon mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo. kunware hum bhi nahi.

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be-sukoon tha.
Pakada to chodh diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!


Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intezaar,
phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein- Ek aur Devdas at beer bar!



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bahut achche chilkan bhai??
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