DOUBLE FAYDA

by Devdas_online on April 19, 2005, 08:17:37 AM

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sabreena

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«Reply #90 on: April 26, 2005, 06:23:17 AM »

oye sadey hue tamater devdas,

aisa hi hota hai,,,,

jab koi gadha, godhi per baithney ke sapney dekhta hai,
jab koi pagal,khud devdaas honey ka dawa kerta hai,
jab koi bander,hero banney ke vbaarey main sochta hai,
jab koi popla,close-up ka add dene ki sochta hai,
jab koi kadka, aisha ka sapna sekhta hai,
jab koi sharabee, doodh peeny ki baat kerta,
jab koi fata hua baas , sonu nigham se muqabla kerta hai,
jab koi besharm , izaat kii baat kerta hai...

koi baat nahi devdas lagey raho kabhi na kabhi toh tujho tere gunaho maafi mill hi jayegi,
jaa god bless u nottttttttttttttttt


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Devdas_online

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DOUBLE FAYDA

«Reply #91 on: April 26, 2005, 06:27:06 AM »

ulta chor kotwal ko daante...

lagta hai aaine mein dekhkar khud se baat kar rahi hai,
apni pole sab ke saamne khol rahi hai


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Princess21

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DOUBLE FAYDA

«Reply #92 on: April 26, 2005, 06:32:26 AM »

Wahhhhhhhhhhhh Sab sis...............Kya baat boli reeeeeeeeeee Bole To ek Dam...Jhakas!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #93 on: April 26, 2005, 06:47:56 AM »

jaise tere dimaag mein kharabi hai,
teri aankhon mein bhi kharabi hai

tu bhi kya kare, tujhe ulta paper padhne ki aadat hai,
apne computer ko sidha kar aur dekh kya likha hai

khud ko princess bolti hai,
aur raaste mein bheekh maagti hai


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sabreena

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«Reply #94 on: April 26, 2005, 07:01:37 AM »

shukriya princess sis,

abey jaa bewdey devdas,

khud woh hain toh iss layak,
princess naam likhney ki himmat rakhti hai,
abey bewdey tu kya cheez hai,
tujhse se toh koi banderiya bhi nahi patti hai,
ayiney kii hamesha baat kerta hai tu,
kya teri lassh ayiney main hi rakhi hai,
ab toh sambhel ja sadey hue tamater,
kya tujhe nahi pata sab ladkiyaab tujhse nafrat kerti hain....................................


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #95 on: April 26, 2005, 07:13:06 AM »

teri sister ko sirf princess ki spelling aati hai, donkey ki nahin
isliye sirf woh hi login id banaya hai

teri sadi hui aankhen taza tamatar ko dekhen to woh bhi sad jaye

tu raah chalte ko dekh le,
woh bhi raasta bhool jaye, itni panoti hai

tum ladkiyan sahi ladkon se nafrat karti ho,
acche logon ki tareef karne se darti ho

main tumhari wah wah ka bhookha nahin hoon,
tumhen yeh baat sach bata raha hoon


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sabreena

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«Reply #96 on: April 26, 2005, 07:21:40 AM »

abey jaaa bewadeey,

tum kya sach bologey,
pahle apney ko toh sudhaar lo,

tum kya kisi ko raah dikhaogey,
pahley khud toh sahi raah pakad lo,

tumharey jaise shaitaani ka yahan koi kaam nahi hai,
pahle khud ko insaan toh bana lo,

tum kya samjhtey ho apney apko,
pahle apni sahi image toh bana lo,

meri sis ko kehte ho id aise hi bana lee,
pahle appni id ka jayeza toh le lo,

kyun tum apni maut khud bula rahy ho,
pahle glucon-d toh pee lo.............


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #97 on: April 26, 2005, 07:27:05 AM »

o sabreena,

paseene se tera make-up utar gaya hai,
tera ganda thopda dikhai de raha hai

gatar ke paani se mooh dho aa,
koyle ki kalak se kajal laga aa

gal kardi e


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desikuri

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«Reply #98 on: April 26, 2005, 09:24:42 AM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

Quote from: "desikuri"

tu aisa bandar hai ki bhagwaan bhi tujhe maaf nahin karega
aur tu saari zindgi isi ke gum mein marega

kis bhagwan ki baat karti hai…

abhi meri posts sirf 500 hai isliye super active ka rank mila hai,
jab post badh jayengi, mujhe yoindia God ka rank mil jayega,
mein bhagwan ban jaunga, phir tumko mujhse maafi maangni padegi Usual Smile

tu kya banega bhagwaan
teri itni onchi nahin hai shaan
teri shakal hai jaise thooka hua paan
samjhe mere bewde :twisted: :lol:


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«Reply #99 on: April 26, 2005, 09:39:45 AM »

naastik kya samjhenge bhagwaan ko,
jab woh na samajh sake insaan ko
kaat doonga teri is juban ko


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desikuri

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«Reply #100 on: April 26, 2005, 12:09:10 PM »

jubaan katne se pehle haath to laga kar dekh
kacha chabba jaongi tujhe
nooooch doongi tuhje
kisi layek nahin chodoongi tujhe :evil:


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«Reply #101 on: April 26, 2005, 01:24:11 PM »

apne nakli daanton se kela chaba nahin sakti, mujhe kya chabayegi,
apne nakli daanton ka set,
apne haathon mein payegi


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desikuri

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«Reply #102 on: April 26, 2005, 06:27:32 PM »

aur tere baalon ko jaad se ukhaad doongi
ukhadne ki jaroorat nahin hai
woh to nakli honge
haath lagaongi to haath mein hi honge


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«Reply #103 on: April 27, 2005, 06:11:14 AM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

aur tere baalon ko jaad se ukhaad doongi
ukhadne ki jaroorat nahin hai
woh to nakli honge
haath lagaongi to haath mein hi honge

tu mere peron ko haath lagane ke layak nahin hai
sar pe haath daalne ki sochti hai,
teri tarah teri baat bhi,
puri tarah khoti hai


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desikuri

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«Reply #104 on: April 27, 2005, 10:19:58 AM »

tere pairon ko chunna kaun chahega
tu haath to aa, ulte paon chala jayega

tere baalon ko haath lagane ka shauk nahin hai
kahin mere haath na gande ho jayen