Kirayedaar -Panna 2:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #15 on: October 01, 2008, 09:31:17 AM »

Quote from: k.shael on October 01, 2008, 08:32:16 AM

BAHUT KHOOB LIKHA HAI BROTHER,
SACH KAHOO TO AAPNE HAMARI HALAT
BAYAN KI HAI...
HAM BHI KIRAYEDAAR HAI...
BY. K.SHAEL

shukriya shally...ye majak sach ke kuch kareeb hai..ha ha ha

Quote from: Rajesh Harish on October 01, 2008, 09:17:38 AM

Very good lines Sanjeev bhai
Bahut achcha likha aapne Applause

sukriya rajesh ji


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«Reply #16 on: October 02, 2008, 11:23:01 AM »

Quote from: bekarar on September 30, 2008, 03:10:48 PM

are koi makaan nhai kya? Huh?

? ye to bataooooooooo

Ek makaan hai apni nazar mein,
Aapne poocha toh bataate hai..
Sheher se thoda duur bana hai,
Waha Auto Rickshaw nahin jaate hai.. icon_silent

Arey, Aisa nahin ki sadak nahin hai,
Badi Nayi naveli sadak bani thi,
Lekin uske rakh-rakhaav ke paise,
Sab ke sab MCD waale udaate hai..

Khet khalihaan raste bhar milte hai,
Lekin sab Paani ki boondon ko tarse,
Barsaat ho toh barsaati paani se bus,
Sadak ke gadd.he badhte jaate hai...

Makaan toh hai sunsaan nagar mein,
Padosi shaanti aur aaraam pasand..
Din mein sab kuch shaant miley par,
Raat mein bhoot pret milne aate hai..

Gaana bajaana aur dhoom dhadaaka,
Kiraayedaar ko bhagaane ka bahaana..
Pakad pakad kar har kisi ko Bhoot Ji,
Himesh (Reshammiya) ke gaane khoob sunwaate hai.. BangHead


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«Reply #17 on: October 02, 2008, 11:40:29 AM »

Quote from: bekarar on September 30, 2008, 02:26:24 PM

jaise bhatke pita bechara
kanya ke var ke liye
firte the maare maare
hum kiraye ke ghar ke liye,

badi mushkil se ek adana sa,
makan dhundh paaye,
dalal ne humse paise bhi,
khoob kamaye,

hume makan malik se milvaya,
usne apni sharton ka pulinda suanya,

nou baje se pahle ghar me aana hai,
late ho jaao to bahar hi ruk jaana hai,

ghar me thokate paaye gaye agar keel,
kiraye ka us maheene dugna ayega bill,

"jal bachao desh bachao" aisa humara vision hai
char din me ek baar nahane ki permission hai,

peene ka paani bhi yahan thoda ganda aata hai,
mera beta to office se hi matka bhar lata hai,

pee ke ghar me mai tab tak ghusne nahi dunga,
jab tak ek pavva tumase pee nahi lunga,

tumhaari wife ko sunna hoga hum kahen jo bhi,
jhagda karna meri wife ki hai favorite hobby,

biwiyon ko alternate days ladana bhi hoga
meri beti ko kuch der padhana bhi hoga,

khusat makan malik ne itni sharten suna di,
dimaag ki nason ki saari choolen hila di,

humne bhagne me hi samjhi apni bhalai,
koi makan aapki najar me hai to dila do mere bhai

Bohot Khoob Sanjeev Applause

Good reply Mahiya Applause


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Re: Kirayedaar

«Reply #18 on: October 02, 2008, 11:50:53 AM »

Quote from: Mahiya on October 02, 2008, 11:23:01 AM

Ek makaan hai apni nazar mein,
Aapne poocha toh bataate hai..
Sheher se thoda duur bana hai,
Waha Auto Rickshaw nahin jaate hai.. icon_silent

Arey, Aisa nahin ki sadak nahin hai,
Badi Nayi naveli sadak bani thi,
Lekin uske rakh-rakhaav ke paise,
Sab ke sab MCD waale udaate hai..

Khet khalihaan raste bhar milte hai,
Lekin sab Paani ki boondon ko tarse,
Barsaat ho toh barsaati paani se bus,
Sadak ke gadd.he badhte jaate hai...

Makaan toh hai sunsaan nagar mein,
Padosi shaanti aur aaraam pasand..
Din mein sab kuch shaant miley par,
Raat mein bhoot pret milne aate hai..

Gaana bajaana aur dhoom dhadaaka,
Kiraayedaar ko bhagaane ka bahaana..
Pakad pakad kar har kisi ko Bhoot Ji,
Himesh (Reshammiya) ke gaane khoob sunwaate hai.. BangHead

dosti ki aad me aapne dushmani khoob nibhai hai,
chant ke hume ye location batai hai,
fir bhi "shikha" shukriya ghar batane ka,
hume shouk nahi bhooton se ishq ladane ka,

aur shukriya talat


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Talat

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Re: Kirayedaar

«Reply #19 on: October 11, 2008, 08:59:24 PM »

Nice One Sanjeev


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Prateek Mardia

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Re: Kirayedaar

«Reply #20 on: October 15, 2008, 05:41:24 PM »

bekarar ji,

bahut aacha likha he janaab. maza aa gaya.


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«Reply #21 on: October 24, 2008, 04:27:55 AM »


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Re: Kirayedaar

«Reply #22 on: October 25, 2008, 08:21:17 AM »

Quote from: Pooja on October 24, 2008, 04:27:55 AM

itna bhi na hanso ki pet muh me machchar ghus jaayen,
koi makan khali ho to bande ko batayen


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Re: Kirayedaar

«Reply #23 on: June 19, 2012, 05:36:23 PM »

Bekaraar Sahaab Aadaab!

Ajeeb maslaa bayaaN kiya hai janab... par behad khoosurati se kiya hai...
waqai shayad aisa hota hoNga bade shaharoN meiN humare shahar meiN nahi
hota...

Bahut khoob janab... kafi achchi aur mazaahiyaa kalaam rahi... aik dum
jhakkas...
humari dheroN daad O mubbarakbad kabul kijiye...

Likhate rahiye... aate rahiye...
SHaad O aabaad rahiye...

Khuda Hafez...


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suman59

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Re: Kirayedaar

«Reply #24 on: June 19, 2012, 05:40:24 PM »

good 1


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BANSI DHAMEJA

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Re: Kirayedaar

«Reply #25 on: June 19, 2012, 05:51:46 PM »

BEKARA JI
JO BHI LIKHA HAI APNE ACHHA LAGA
PARH KAR BARHA MAZAA AANE LAGA


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