MüRgÏ GäRäm -Panna 4:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #45 on: June 14, 2005, 08:10:54 PM »

murge ko koi khabar nahi di hai
murge ko koi khabar nahi di hai

murge ko bhi pakane ki taiyaari ki hai


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #46 on: June 15, 2005, 12:01:47 AM »

murge ko koi khabar nahi di hai
murge ko koi khabar nahi di hai

tumne apni aankhen kyon laal peeli ki hai,,,,,,,,


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #47 on: June 15, 2005, 12:09:22 AM »

tumne apni aankhen kyon laal peeli ki hai
tumne apni aankhen kyon laal peeli ki hai

tumhe bomb se udane ki supari maine kisi ko di hai ....


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #48 on: June 15, 2005, 12:12:27 AM »

oyeeeeee duffer...............pooja..........

tumne apni aankhen kyon laal peeli ki hai
tumne apni aankhen kyon laal peeli ki hai

aisa ek sareef ladke per kyon jurm kar rahi hai..


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #49 on: June 15, 2005, 12:16:58 AM »

aisa ek sareef ladke per kyon jurm kar rahi
aisa ek sareef ladke per kyon jurm kar rahi

shareef ladke ko har ladki se maar hai paad rahi


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #50 on: June 15, 2005, 12:34:07 AM »

mere saath kyo aisa jurm kar rahi ho
mere saath kyo aisa jurm kar rahi ho

kyon tum apni sis ki life barbaad karne per lag rahi ho...........


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #51 on: June 15, 2005, 12:38:02 AM »

kyon tum apni sis ki life barbaad karne per lag rahi ho
kyon tum apni sis ki life barbaad karne per lag rahi ho

waheed tum kyu yaha bak bak kar rahe ho plz ab jaake zara kapde bhi dhoo.....


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #52 on: June 15, 2005, 12:39:17 AM »

kyon tum apni sis ki life barbaad karne per lag rahi ho
kyon tum apni sis ki life barbaad karne per lag rahi ho
duffer pehle jaaker tum apni sis se milo....... tongue3


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #53 on: June 15, 2005, 12:41:34 AM »

duffer pehle jaaker tum apni sis se milo
duffer pehle jaaker tum apni sis se milo

waheed tum pahle aapne faate hue mu ko silo


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #54 on: June 15, 2005, 01:41:52 AM »

lolzzz pooja

aage ki murgi ki story cont. ek chote se break ke baad hai
arey doston story creator wale writer mile ya bhaag gaye hai
woh writer ko pakad k le aao zinda ya murda
opss i mean ke zinda nahin to story koun likhega bhai :wink:


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«Reply #55 on: June 15, 2005, 02:21:00 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ................Salma .... :lol: :lol: :lol:

'Kal chaudvin ki raat thi' .....Alternate version (Murga Remix) ... :wink:

Kal daawat ki raat thi
Shab bhar raha charcha tera
Kal daawat ki raat thi
Shab bhar raha charcha tera
Kuch ne kaha yeh chicken hai
Kuch ne kaha yeh murga hai tera
Kal daawat ki raat thi ...

Hum bhi vahin maujood the
Humne bhi plate khaali kiye
Hum bhi vahin maujood the
Humne bhi plate khaali kiye
Hum khaate rahe, hum peete rahe
Accha lagaa murga badaa
Kal daawat ki raat thi ...

Is shaher main murgi na katain
Humse to chhooti daawaten
Is shaher main murgi na katain
Humse to chhooti daawaten
Har shaks 'Salma' ke goon ga raha
Har shaks Murga chabba raha
Kal daawat ki raat thi ...

Murge ko tere chhodkar
Kuch aur kha jaate magar
Murge ko tere chhodkar
Kuch aur kha jaate magar
taange teri, leg-piece tera
curry teri, saalan tera
Kal daawat ki raat thi
Kal daawat ki raat thi ...


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«Reply #56 on: June 15, 2005, 02:30:48 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz NY shi hai bhai :thumb:

"Tere aney ki jab kabar mehkey" ( faluda by Humtum )

Teri murgi ki jab kabar mehkey
uski khushbuu se sara ghar mehkey

nazar mehkey uskey leg piece se
breast se uski dil-o-jigar mehkey

raat bhar khata rha mein murgi
shuba subha mera toilet mehkey

woh gadi do gadi jha murgi khai
woh plate mehkey woh cooker mehkey

do leg piece khu to dil munvaar ho
sari murgi kha lu to room mehkey

pet aaj bhar gya hai mera itna
hath lgau pet pe to phook nikley


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«Reply #57 on: June 15, 2005, 02:37:59 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Humtum .... :lol: :lol: :lol:

yom

Tera Murga itna suhana lagta hai
Isske aage bakaraa puraana lagtaa hai ...
Tirche-Tirche waiter murga le ke aaten hai
Seedha Seedha pet pe nishaana lagta hai ... :wink:

Tera Murga itna pyaara lagta hai
Isske aage goast bechaara lagtaa hai ...
Tera Murga itna suhana lagta hai
Isske aage bakaraa puraana lagtaa hai ... :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #58 on: June 15, 2005, 02:45:31 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz NY :lol:

yom

koi fariyaad mere dil mein dabi ho jassey
teri murgi pe meri nazar aatki ho jassey

murgi khatey huye aksar yeh gumaan hota hai
murgi mein mirchi jiada padi ho jaseey

jab se khai hai meiney puri murgi, lagta hai
pet mein mere gadbaad machi ho jassey

jab se khaya hai murgi ka leg piece meiney
ik haddi si mere galey mein atki ho jaseey

teri murgi mein bda hi dum hai "salma"
meri har saans sirf toilet mein latki ho jassey :wink:


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«Reply #59 on: June 15, 2005, 03:40:36 AM »

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ............. :lol:

Humtum ....:beerchug: ...........Chaa gaye tussi... :thumb:

Ye sabji bhii le lo, ye daal bhii le lo
Bhale chhiin lo mujhase meri tum plate .... :_:
Magar mujhako lautaa do Murge ki taange
Vo murge ka saaran, vo murge ka pet ... :lol:


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