thorasa pyaar hua hai -Panna 3:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #30 on: June 03, 2005, 01:37:50 PM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

Quote from: "majid"

desikuri g jab tum hasti ho to aisha lagta hai jaise koi .ghadhi has rahi ho.

jab tum chalti ho to aisha lagta hai jaise koi bandariya chal rahi hai.

are humto langoor hi sahi par tumto par tum to puri ki puri bhootani lagti ho ..heheh

majid uncle jab tum aina dekhte ho aina ko gussa aa jata hai
jab tum saans lete ho saamne wala behosh ho jata hai
jab tum khate ho to poore india ka bhojan khatam ho jata hai :twisted:

aaina tum batsurat ladkiyan make-up karne ke liye dekhti ho,
jab aaina tumhari shakal dekhkar toot jata hai, uske tukdon mein apni shakal dekhti ho
jab tukde bhi chhoor chhor ho jaate hain, phir gande paani mein shakal dekhti ho


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desikuri

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #31 on: June 03, 2005, 01:39:33 PM »

kahir hum apni shakal to dekhti hai
tum to sadiyon se dekh bhi nahin paate ho
dekhte dekhte tum gutter mein chale jaate ho
woh wahan jakar ganda paani aur gobar khate ho


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Devdas_online

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #32 on: June 03, 2005, 04:36:14 PM »

hume shakal dekhne ki jarurat nahin padti,
tum ladkiyan hum ladkon ki shakal dekhti ho,
aur hume apna sada hua thopda dikhati ho,
apne thopde ko make-up se sajati ho,
phir hamare paas apni jhoothi tareef sunane aati ho,
jab hum nahin karte, phir roothkar chali jaati ho


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tushar_4u_im

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Re: desikuri

«Reply #33 on: June 04, 2005, 12:27:45 PM »

Quote from: "majid"

ek desi kuri ko dekha to aisha laga .

jaise tention ka ho kaam .

jaise sada hua ho aam.

jaise ghadha jo khaye woh ghas.

jaise budhe ka chawan paras ho tum .

jaise stupied editiet bakwas ho tum .

jaise resturant mai ho ko kharche ka kaam....hoooo......

ek desi kuri ko dekha to aisha laga ...ho

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ek daffriya ko dekha to aaisa laga,...

jaise sada hua aam,...

jaise shit ka dusra naam,...

jaise daffers ki ho ye sardarni koi ,........

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #34 on: June 21, 2005, 06:32:56 PM »

kabhi tu ullu lagta hai
kabhi tu gadha lagta hai
kabhi langoor lagta hai
kabhi tu tattu lagta hai

humne tumko inn sab khitabon se joda hai
issliye gharwalon ne tumko chidiyaghar mein chodda hai


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Kashish786

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #35 on: June 23, 2005, 06:42:08 PM »

Quote from: "majid"

chalo humto ullu hi sahi par tumto woh baasi biryaani ho ke mai tume khana bhi pasand nahi karoonga.

chalo humto ghadhe hi sahi par tumto woh bandariya ho ke tumaara koi muft mai bhi dance dekhna pasand nahi karega.

chalo humto langoor hi sahi par tum to woh pedaisi bimaari ho ke jiska koi ilaajj nahi hai .

in sab khitabon se humne tume nawza hai .

isiliye ghar walo ne tume kachre ke dabbe mai dala hai samji meri bandariya,,,

Gunah karne walo ko gunegaar lehte hain
mohabbat karney wale ko dildar kehte hai
nafraat karney walo ko dushman kehtey hain
aur apni ghalti se maffi mangne wale ko larka kehte hai


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #36 on: June 23, 2005, 06:47:01 PM »

gr8 kashish

tum jhute ho
yeh hame pata hai
tum janwaar ho
woh bhi pata hai
per sabko aapne jaisa kyu samjhte ho


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sania

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #37 on: June 23, 2005, 07:01:32 PM »

oh ranjaya di gali wich chal nachaye oh hira di gali wich chal nachiye, aj jind lab laye.
on da dance floor oh mondya.


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sashe75

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #38 on: June 23, 2005, 07:50:31 PM »

Ye ruswaiyoka nazara to dekho
ye sab log kyu hai larte-jhagarte
koi enko samjhao ye raaz-e-gulshan
ki waqt nahe lagta bannte-bigarte... Usual Smile


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Kashish786

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #39 on: June 24, 2005, 04:12:10 AM »

DARD-E-DIL
usko kya saaza dun jisne muhabbat mein humara dil tor diya
gunah to humne kiya jo uski baanton ko muhabbat ka rang diya


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nafrate_husn

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #40 on: June 24, 2005, 09:42:35 AM »

usko kya saaza dun jisne muhabbat mein humara dil tor diya
gunah to humne kiya jo uski baanton ko muhabbat ka rang diya

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Humne to tuje Intahaan Pyaar hai kiya
Mere pyaar ko tune kyon Thukra Diya
Mere dil se aake pooch Teri yaad Me
is dil ne na jaane kya kya Kiya
Mera Dil hai tere liye Priye


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Devdas_online

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #41 on: June 24, 2005, 11:11:27 AM »

Aaj, Aaj ek hasee aur baant lo...
Aaj, ek dua aur maang lo....
Aaj, ek aanso aur pi lo...
Aaj, ek zindagi aur ji lo...
Aaj, ek sapna aur dekh lo...
AAJ.....kya pata, Kal Ho naa ho....

sania kudi, wadiya likheya,

sara kuch aj hi kar leya te phir kal ki karange,
ki asi tuhada sada hoya mooh vekhange


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Kashish786

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #42 on: June 24, 2005, 04:06:32 PM »

yaar devdas tu sania ki copy kyuon karta, she's gone kill u,,,, so hide ,,,


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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #43 on: June 24, 2005, 04:08:40 PM »

Quote from: "Kashish786"

yaar devdas tu sania ki copy kyuon karta, she's gone kill you,,,, so hide ,,,

hide jarur honge, magar kisi haseena ki zulfon ke peeche,
hum dono bethe honge kisi ped ke neeche


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sania

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thorasa pyaar hua hai

«Reply #44 on: June 24, 2005, 04:11:04 PM »

Hum jahan aaye hain, Meherbaan saaye hain
Hum yahaan khwaabon ke, karwaan laaye hain
Dhadkane hain jawaan, Ga raha hain samaa
Pighli pighli si hain, Mehki tanhaiyan


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