Famous hindi filmi One liners..........bole to....

lol baap? hadh hai!

mujhe aashirwaad do maan!

lol

Main tumharey bachhay ki maan bananey waali hoon

lol :lol:

Doctor: Chawbees ganthe tak hosh nahin aaya to .....

:lol: :oops:

Tum paison se sabkuchh khareed saktay ho ....lakin mera pyar nahin

YEH DIL HAI KOI CHEEZ NAHIN JO BAZA MAIN MIL JAYE

chale jaao yahan se! main tumhara chehra bhi nahi chahti!

Mona darling....tum tony se shaadi mat karna
nahi to bahut monatony ho jaayegi... :lol:

Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya nahi.
Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez
         behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english,
         because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and
         barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the
         year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium
         Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant
         told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious
         match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this
         into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match
         and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.