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Author Topic: 6 week , 6 month , 6 years, of marriage.... my collections..  (Read 2571 times)
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« Reply #105 on: May 28, 2008, 09:23:34 AM »
Quote from: punam on May 05, 2008, 03:01:40 AM
Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.

Manager: so .. Sir what can I do?

Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi...

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Har Dil Main Arman Hotey to hain
Bus koi Samjhe Zara...
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« Reply #106 on: May 28, 2008, 09:26:06 AM »
Quote from: punam on April 24, 2008, 04:16:28 AM
Height of Kanjoosi:

Bania's house in fire,

He is gvng miss calls 2 Fire brigade...

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« Reply #107 on: May 29, 2008, 07:09:24 AM »
Nice One Again Punam,Sis,. Applause
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« Reply #108 on: June 02, 2008, 01:13:16 AM »
thanx azeem bhaiya....

Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling).. PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .
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« Reply #109 on: June 02, 2008, 01:14:35 AM »
A sardar on an interview 4 DA post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......
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« Reply #110 on: June 02, 2008, 01:17:25 AM »
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun,
 
Coz it gives light at night when light is needed

& Sun gives light during  the day when light is not needed!!!
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« Reply #111 on: June 04, 2008, 04:48:01 AM »
2 ghadhe 


1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.

2nd gadha-TU ghar chodd kar bhaag kyo nahi jata ?

1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.

vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi is gadhe se kar dunga.

bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu....
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« Reply #112 on: June 04, 2008, 04:49:27 AM »
Can u think k

2+5=11 , kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k kaise aye

Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante..

"GALTI SE"
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« Reply #113 on: June 04, 2008, 06:07:46 AM »
Quote from: punam on June 02, 2008, 01:13:16 AM
thanx azeem bhaiya....

Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling).. PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .

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« Reply #114 on: June 07, 2008, 03:06:55 AM »
Thanx sonu and azeem bhai...
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« Reply #115 on: June 07, 2008, 03:07:30 AM »
Teacher : Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Student : Because it's too far to walk.
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« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2008, 07:42:22 AM »
Quote from: punam on June 04, 2008, 04:48:01 AM
2 ghadhe 


1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.

2nd gadha-TU ghar chodd kar bhaag kyo nahi jata ?

1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.

vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi is gadhe se kar dunga.

bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu....

ha ha ha ha....
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« Reply #117 on: June 07, 2008, 10:58:28 PM »
Quote from: punam on June 04, 2008, 04:48:01 AM
2 ghadhe 


1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.

2nd gadha-TU ghar chodd kar bhaag kyo nahi jata ?

1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.

vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi is gadhe se kar dunga.

bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu....

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« Reply #118 on: June 22, 2008, 01:54:24 AM »
Thanx..sonu and Sanjeev bhaiya...
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« Reply #119 on: June 22, 2008, 01:55:42 AM »
   once a teacher asked Student to write no.55 on the board.
Then Student walked towards the board and wrote only no 5.
After that he asked his teacher " madam! where i have to write other 5,leftside or right".
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