~all types of sms collection~

by samir_bc on May 04, 2006, 06:59:03 AM

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«Reply #270 on: August 01, 2006, 10:05:05 AM »

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage


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«Reply #271 on: August 01, 2006, 10:05:28 AM »

During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are given your last chance to run away.


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«Reply #272 on: August 01, 2006, 10:06:05 AM »

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............


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«Reply #273 on: August 01, 2006, 10:07:37 AM »

I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK


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«Reply #274 on: August 01, 2006, 10:10:21 AM »

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


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«Reply #275 on: August 01, 2006, 10:11:11 AM »

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
sardar : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....


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«Reply #276 on: August 01, 2006, 10:13:46 AM »

how to impress a girl:
compliment her
respect her
love her
comfort her
protact her
hold her
spend money on her
wine and dine her
buy gifts for her
listen to her
care for her
stand by her
go to the end of the earth for her

how to impress a boy :
simple just smile once and he is yours.


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«Reply #277 on: August 01, 2006, 10:16:20 AM »

a boy purpose a girl in a new way :

tu pudeene ki chatni main paneer tika
banja tu meri rakhi sawant main tera mika


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«Reply #278 on: August 01, 2006, 10:17:24 AM »

aaker tu dekhja kiya mera haal hai
saans chal rahi hain jeena behaal hai
mere dil main sirf tera hi khayal hai
teri ek nazar ki baat hai meri zindagi ka sawal hai


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«Reply #279 on: August 01, 2006, 10:24:40 AM »

smoke every day

hey wait
smoke means
s- send
m-me
o-one
k-kool sms
e-everyday

so pls smoke


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«Reply #280 on: August 01, 2006, 10:26:54 AM »

girl : time kiya hua sardar ji?
sardar : bra panties
girl : badtameez time pucha hai
sardar : wahi bataya hai punjabi main
bra panties (12 : 35)


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«Reply #281 on: August 01, 2006, 10:30:15 AM »

na mandir
na bhagwaan
na pooja
na snaan
din hote hi hamara sabse pehla kaam
ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
"good morning"


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«Reply #282 on: August 01, 2006, 10:36:36 AM »

Dil Hi Dil Main Hum Un Say Pyaar Kartay Hain
Chup-Chap Unki Mahobbat Ka Intezaar Kartay Hain

Jin Rahoon Par Un Ka Chalna Mushkil Hai
Un Hi Rahoon Pay Hum Un Ka Intezaar Kartay Hain


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«Reply #283 on: August 01, 2006, 10:37:39 AM »

Aankhon Main Aanso Aa Jatay Hain
Phir Bhi Labon Pay Hansi Rakhni Parti Hai
Yeh Mohabbat Bhi Kya Cheez Hai Yaaro
Jisay Chahtay Hain Usi Say Chupani Parti Hai