Angel's Collection -Panna 959:SMS , mobile & JOKES

angel4u

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«Reply #14370 on: September 23, 2008, 02:51:17 AM »

God asked sindhi: swarg me jayega ya nark me?
Sindi: Are baba donoke bich me de doni
dono side ka grahak milega...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14371 on: September 23, 2008, 02:51:44 AM »

A study hs proved
that all STUPID and DUFFERS use their thumb while reading a SMS..
don’t try to change your finger...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14372 on: September 23, 2008, 02:52:28 AM »

Kisi dhadakte dilke pichhe zaroor koi baat hoti hai,
kisi udas dilke pichhe kisiki yaad hoti hai,
tumhe pata ho na ho tumhari har khushike
pichhe hamari DUA hoti hai...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14373 on: September 23, 2008, 02:52:53 AM »

Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum,
har pal mere paas ho tum,
jeene ki ek aas ho tum,
mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
shayad isiliye kuch khas ho tum...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14374 on: September 23, 2008, 02:53:16 AM »

Sardar goes to buy a colour television.
Shop keeper asks “Sir may I help you?”
Sardar “Oye mujhe colour tv lena hai,
par soch raha hun kaunse colour ka lun”...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14375 on: September 23, 2008, 02:53:45 AM »

Lehrein aati hai kinarese palat jaati hai,
aapki yaad aati hai dilme simat jaati hai,
bus fark itna hai,
lehrein bewaqt aati hai
aapki yaad har waqt aati hai...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14376 on: September 23, 2008, 02:54:32 AM »

Smart people speak good,
intelligent people speak less,
brilliant peoplo speak to the point
and stupid people don’t say anything,
they read my SMS...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14377 on: September 23, 2008, 02:55:03 AM »

Sardar at an Art Gallery: “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?”

Art dealer: I beg your pardon Sir, that’s a mirror.


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14378 on: September 23, 2008, 02:55:54 AM »

Thing Big.
Think Smart.
Think Positive.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
That’s too much for you?
So here’s a shortcut,

just think about ME...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14379 on: September 23, 2008, 02:56:14 AM »

You are very cute because
in my dictionary cute means:
C-Causing
U-Unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14380 on: September 23, 2008, 02:56:35 AM »

Pyar karnewale ki kismat buri hoti hai,
har mulaqat judai ki ghadi hoti hai,
waqt mile to rishte ki kitab padh lena,
dosti khoon ke rishte se badi hoti hai...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14381 on: September 23, 2008, 02:56:57 AM »

Yoon to koi bhi tanha nahi hota,
chah kar kisise juda nahi hota,
mohabbatko majbooriyan hi le dubti hai,
warna koi khushise bewafa nahi hota...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14382 on: September 23, 2008, 02:57:22 AM »

Zindagi jaise ek saza is ho gayi hai,
gamke sagar meis kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri
shayad mujhe tumhari aadat si ho gayi hai...


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arsenmen

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14383 on: September 23, 2008, 06:41:56 PM »

Quote from: angel4u on September 21, 2008, 04:57:54 PM

Thanks honey.
dekha kitna dukhi hoon main.
warning dene par bhi log comment nahi dete...

aur ye wala insaan jiska naam arsenmen hai
ye to mera birthday bhibhul gaye. sad5

oh kkk ... mein aage se comment dene ka mizaaj apna lunga... lekin mera b warning hai purana aur jhatu nikla to criticise b karunga. ..jhel pavogi kya muje ? lol
waise bday bhoolne ki baath ...haan galti mere se hua ... pan mere kuch personal lafde the ,,is kashmokash me bhool gaya mein ... mein dek thode din me free hoke ..teek se call karke baath karunga ..waise gift bhi pending hai na ... lol ...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #14384 on: September 24, 2008, 03:03:36 AM »

Quote from: arsenmen on September 23, 2008, 06:41:56 PM

chalo koi baat nahi call nahi kiya to.
arey chalega criticize karoge to bhi, par coment diya karo yaar. yahan aise lagta hia ke koi sms colection padhta hi nahi hai sad5

haan gift to pending hai, aasha hai next birthday tak pending na rahega Laughing hard

achha chalo tum aaram se call karna koi baat nahi... i dont mind Usual Smile

takecare re pagal.


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