Angel's Collection -Panna 1127:SMS , mobile & JOKES

angel4u

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«Reply #16890 on: March 18, 2009, 06:33:12 PM »

Redefined definitions :-
1) Atom bomb-An invention to end all inventions.

2) Boss-someone who is early when u r late and late when you are early.

3) cigerette-A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and fool at the other.

4) Divorce-Future tense of marriage.

5) Lecture-The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.

6)Genius-see the sender's name and number...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16891 on: March 18, 2009, 06:33:41 PM »

Rabdi: Ka karat ho?
lalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu.
Rabdi: par tohar likhna to aave nahi.
Lalu: wo sasura bhi padhna janat nahi


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16892 on: March 18, 2009, 06:34:30 PM »

Quote from: jasbirsingh on March 18, 2009, 06:32:27 PM

I TOO GOT THE SAME MANUFACTURING DEFECT PIECE

I FEEL, GOD GIVES EVERYONE ONE SUCH MANUFACTURING DEFECT PEICE OTHERWISE WHERE WILL HE KEEP ALL THE DEFECTED PIECES ?

POINT TO BE NOTED MEEEEEEEE LORDDDDD

YAAAAAAAAAAA TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEE Laughing hard


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16893 on: March 18, 2009, 06:35:39 PM »

It is so strange to be known by so many people

and yet to be so LONELY


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16894 on: March 18, 2009, 06:37:23 PM »

Pyarse pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apnoki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai,
nazronse door hona koi doori nahi hoti


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16895 on: March 18, 2009, 06:38:09 PM »

Pyar karnewale pyare nahi hote,
dil denewale dildaar nahi hote,
prem karnewale premi nahi hote,
lekin roz yaad karne wale dost zaroor hote hai


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16896 on: March 18, 2009, 06:38:56 PM »

Prem ni kadiye kimmat thai nathi,
najik ke door thi samjay nahi,
dariya ma doobo to khabar pade,
em kinare rahien haiyu bhinjay nahi


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jasbirsingh

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16897 on: March 18, 2009, 06:39:18 PM »

Quote from: angel4u on March 18, 2009, 06:33:12 PM

ya yaa, when i saw the sender name, it was ANGEL but when i did not see the number, i understood .... its without mind Laughing hard

(pls take this as a joke only)


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16898 on: March 18, 2009, 06:40:29 PM »

Jaan is always online.
Zindagi is to be lived.
Dil is to be given,
Pyar is to be shared,
gam is to be found,
khushi is to be achieved.
Dushmani I forgot cuz of the dosti we got...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16899 on: March 18, 2009, 06:41:26 PM »

Quote from: jasbirsingh on March 18, 2009, 06:39:18 PM

ya yaa, when i saw the sender name, it was ANGEL but when i did not see the number, i understood .... its without mind Laughing hard

(pls take this as a joke only)

ANGELs number is hidden always... Laughing hard


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16900 on: March 18, 2009, 06:42:00 PM »

The world may not revolve around you
but other people's lives do.
take care of yourself
for a lot of people consider YOU their light.
Keep shining


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jasbirsingh

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16901 on: March 18, 2009, 06:45:18 PM »

Quote from: angel4u on March 18, 2009, 06:41:26 PM

ANGELs number is hidden always... Laughing hard

LIKE HER INTELLIGENCE Laughing hard


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16902 on: March 18, 2009, 06:47:18 PM »

True freindship starts the moment
one person says to another,
'What? You too?
I thought I was the only one!!!'


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16903 on: March 18, 2009, 06:47:57 PM »

Quote from: jasbirsingh on March 18, 2009, 06:45:18 PM

LIKE HER INTELLIGENCE Laughing hard

Its not to be revealed always...

It seems boasting...
ANgels are quite decent not to show off NaNaNa


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #16904 on: March 18, 2009, 06:48:33 PM »

Some people are wroth to be thrown,
some are good to keep,
some are to be treasured forever,
and I think you are one
to be throwing in the treasure box to be kept forever


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