Angel's Collection

by angel4u on April 26, 2006, 07:04:49 AM

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angel4u

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«Reply #17025 on: March 21, 2009, 06:41:27 AM »

Aaj ki taaza khabar..
10 ko bewakoof banaya,

plz press 4 times down for details

Aaj ki taza khabar

11 ko bewakuf banaya


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17026 on: March 21, 2009, 06:42:05 AM »

Mili hai badi saza unse dil laganeki,
nazar lag gayi hamare pyar ko zamaneki,
Qabr se nikle hue dono hath kehte hai,
aarzu reh gayi use gale laganeki


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17027 on: March 21, 2009, 06:42:36 AM »

Smiling is the second best thing that you can do by your lips.
Of course you know the first: stop thinking wierd you stupid.
Its keeping your mouth shut


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17028 on: March 21, 2009, 06:43:07 AM »

Rohit talking on cell.
Rahul: kisse baat kar rahe ho?
Rohit: Biwise.
Rahul: itne pyarse?
Rohit: Tumhari hai


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17029 on: March 21, 2009, 06:43:18 AM »

Aaj mere paas mobile hai,
number hai,
charger hai battery hai,
tumhare paas kya hai?
hai koi msg?
hai to bhejo na
koi achha pyara message


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17030 on: March 21, 2009, 06:43:57 AM »

About clever Man:
Interviewer: Imagine that you are locked in a room and a fire starts. How would you escape?

Man: Simple, I would stop imagining


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17031 on: March 21, 2009, 06:44:57 AM »

Year 1927..
Aug 16..
Evening 07:48..

Kuch bhi nahi hua tha

chalo apna kaam karo
Laughing hard


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17032 on: March 21, 2009, 06:45:18 AM »

Hritik: Aaj mere paas 14 cars hai,
8 bikes hai,
4 bunglow hai,
farmhouse hai,
tumhare paas kya hai?

Abhishek: mere baap ke sar pe baal hai


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17033 on: March 21, 2009, 06:45:36 AM »

Coincidence decides who you meet in life,
your heart decides with whom you want to stay in life
but its only destiny that can decide
who gets to stay in your life


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17034 on: March 21, 2009, 06:46:31 AM »

9217708941-preity,
9814551717-priyanka,
9815814641-karina,
9888117728-katrina,
9316264731-bipasha,
9316610555-rani,
9814173440-aishwarya.
Jalsa kar ja


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17035 on: March 21, 2009, 06:47:37 AM »

Q: what is common between a brilliant,
cute, considerate, loveable, forever faithful boyfreind

and OSAMA BIN LADEN?

Ans: Both cant be found


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17036 on: March 21, 2009, 06:48:56 AM »

Rohit got a new job:
1st day he worked till evening.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evenign?
Rohit: keyboard alphabets not in right order,
I made it correct


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17037 on: March 21, 2009, 06:49:38 AM »

Ek bhikari admise bola: SAAB kuch do.
Admi: Ja ja kal aana,
Bhikari: rehne do saab,
kal kal ke naam pe is market me
mere lakho rupey atke pade hai


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17038 on: March 21, 2009, 06:50:27 AM »

If u dont SMS me god will give you
LALU's brain,
mayavati's face,
jayalalita's body,
abdul kalam's hairstyle,
and atalbihari's walking style.
Be careful