Angel's Collection

by angel4u on April 26, 2006, 07:04:49 AM

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angel4u

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«Reply #17130 on: March 22, 2009, 04:53:17 AM »

My sweet friend when I asked u flower,
u gave me a bouquet!

when I ask u a stone,
you gave me a statue,

when I ask you feather
u gave me peacock.
Bewakoof behre ho kya!!!

BangHead


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17131 on: March 22, 2009, 04:53:39 AM »

A man travelling 1st time in plane going Mumbai.
While landing he shouted Bombay Bombay.
Airhostess said: "BE SILENT"
Man said "Ombay, Ombay"


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17132 on: March 22, 2009, 04:54:08 AM »

Son: Dad I want to marry.
Father: With whom?
Son-"Grandma".
Father: you cant marry my mother.
Son-'Then why did you marry my mother?"


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17133 on: March 22, 2009, 04:54:25 AM »

Itna kareeb aao ke jee bhar ke dekh lun,
phir milo to shayad ye zok-e-nazar na ho,
mumkin hia tarteeb-e-waqt me aisa lamha bhi ho,
dastak ho tera haath ho aur mera dar na ho...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17134 on: March 22, 2009, 04:54:52 AM »

A Man goes to police station and said ke
koi mujhko phone par dhamkata hai,
Police: kaun phone karta hai?
Man: BSNL wale.
Bolte hai BILL na diya to kaat denge!!!


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17135 on: March 22, 2009, 04:55:04 AM »

Din jo guzare humne tumhare sath,
nazar use baar baar talash karti hai,
gila nahi tujhse door honeka,
gila to tha bas tumhare khamosh rehneka


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17136 on: March 22, 2009, 04:55:25 AM »

A man in a bus took two tickets.
Conductor asked why 2?
man said: if 1 is lost other is a spare.
Con: if thats also lost?
man: I m not a fool, I have bus pass


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17137 on: March 22, 2009, 04:55:38 AM »

Benoor ho chali hia bahut sheher ki hawa,
tareeq raaston pe kahin kho na jaayein hum,
uske bagair aaj jee bahut udaas hai,
chalo kahin se use dhoond laayein hum...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17138 on: March 22, 2009, 04:57:08 AM »

WHen I send you SMS
it doesnt mean you have to do the same,
u can send
fruits,
pizza,
chocolates,
CDs,
DVDs,
nokia 6600 etc.
even DDs and cheques are accepted...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17139 on: March 22, 2009, 04:57:34 AM »

Two Men were walking together.
1st Man: margaye, meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hai,
2nd Man: Oye main bhi yehi bolnewala tha


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17140 on: March 22, 2009, 04:58:05 AM »

Abhi is taraf nigaah na kar,
main gazal ki palkein sanwar lun,
mera lafz lafz ho aayina,
tujhe aayine mein utaar lun,
main tamam din ka thaka hua,
tu tamam shab ka jaga hua,
zara theher ja isi mod par,
tere saath shaam guzaar lun...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17141 on: March 22, 2009, 04:59:04 AM »

wo ek shab jale to use shama keh diya,
barson se jal rahe hai, koi to khitaab do...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17142 on: March 22, 2009, 04:59:47 AM »

Dosti ki hai nibhani to padegi,
aapki taklif hamein batani to padegi,
aapki taklif na jan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kaam ki


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17143 on: March 22, 2009, 05:00:04 AM »

Roz subah hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning,
wo hamein ghur kar dekhte hai, jaise 0 errors but 5 warnings


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #17144 on: March 22, 2009, 05:00:24 AM »

Ishq hai ek shok nigah dost,
unpe mit jaaneki ek chaah hai dost,
ishq manzil nahi, koi irada bhi nahi,
jhuth ke jungle se alag sach ki ek raah hai dost