Angel's Collection

by angel4u on April 26, 2006, 07:04:49 AM

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«Reply #3750 on: November 02, 2006, 06:50:15 PM »

Redefined Definitions :-
1) AtoM BoMb-An Invention To End All Inventions.
2) Boss-SoMeone Who Is Early When You Are Late And Late When You Are Early.
3) Cigerette-A Pinch Of Tobacco Rolled In Paper With Fire At One End And Fool At

The Other.
4) Divorce-Future Tense Of Marriage.
5)Lecture-The Art Of Transferring A Conscious Person To A Subconscious State.
6)Genius-See The Sender's NaMe And NuMber...
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«Reply #3751 on: November 02, 2006, 06:54:45 PM »

Duniya Jise Nind Kehti Hai,
Jane Wo Kya Chiz Hoti Hai,
Aankhein To HuM Bhi Band Karte Hai,
Lekin Wo To TuMse Milneki Tarkib Hoti Hai...
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«Reply #3752 on: November 02, 2006, 06:55:31 PM »

Santa And Banta Were Walking Together.
Santa: Margaye, Meri Biwi Aur Meri PreMika Ek Saath Aa Rahi Hai,
Banta: Oye Main Bhi Yehi Bolnewala Tha...
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«Reply #3753 on: November 02, 2006, 06:56:28 PM »

Tutor: Tell Ur Dad's Full NaMe In English.
Boy: Its Mr. Butter Red Half Pant.
Tutor: Are You Trying To Be Funny?
Boy: No, His NaMe Is Makhanlal Chadda...
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«Reply #3754 on: November 02, 2006, 06:57:43 PM »

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Chavanni Bator Lo.
SMS Karne Ke Liye KaaM Aayegi...
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«Reply #3755 on: November 02, 2006, 06:59:02 PM »

Dilki Tarah Inbox Bhi Khali Pade Hai,
Kyonki SMS Ke Lalle Pade Hai,
Ye To Hona Hi Tha Kyonki
Kanjus Dostonse Jo Palle Pade Hai...
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«Reply #3756 on: November 02, 2006, 07:00:00 PM »

Unaara Ma Varsad Ave Etle BhukaMp Aave,
Evy Kadi Na Bane Ke TaMari Yaad Na Aave,
Pachi Sardi Aave Ke Taav Aave...
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«Reply #3757 on: November 02, 2006, 07:00:53 PM »

Rabdi: Ka Karat Ho?
Lalu: Ek Dost Ko Chitthi Likhat Hu.
Rabdi: Par Tohar Likhna To Aave Nahi.
Lalu: Wo Sasura Bhi Padhna Janat Nahi...
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«Reply #3758 on: November 02, 2006, 07:01:50 PM »

Sab Kehte Hai Achhe Log Mar Kar Sitare Ban Jaate Hai,
Magar HuM Kehte Hai Achhe Sitare Toot Kar
Aap Jaise Dost Ban Jaate Hai...
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«Reply #3759 on: November 02, 2006, 07:04:30 PM »

GaM-E-Zindagi Ke Maare Hai,
Har Baazi Jeet Ke Haare Hai,
Meri Jholi Mein Jitne Bhi Patthar Hai,
Mere Nalayak Dostone Hi Maare Hai...
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«Reply #3760 on: November 02, 2006, 07:06:19 PM »

Koi Ho Baat Na Dilse Lagana,
Agar Apna SaMjho To Hi Batana,
Bhul Ho HuMse To SaMjhana,
SaMjho Jo Haq To Jatana,
Ki Hai Jo Dosti To Dilse Nibhana...
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«Reply #3761 on: November 02, 2006, 07:10:08 PM »

Bewakuf,
Pagal,
BadtaMiz,
Nalayak,
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May God Save You FroM People Having Above Qualities...
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«Reply #3762 on: November 02, 2006, 07:12:19 PM »

Janab-E-Ala Ko Nachiz Ka SalaM,
Aur FarMaiye Kya Haal-Chal Hai,
Sab Khairiyatse Hai,
Aapke Babubhai Ko Bahut Masti Chad Rahi
Lagta Hai Jo Janab Jaldi Nikah Padhneki Soch Rahe Hai,
Ghodi Bahut Mahengi Ho Rahi Hai
Isliye Pehle Se Book Karva Lena,
BaadMein Gadhi Pe Baithke Jana Padega
Jo Thik Nahi Hai,
Zaroorse Daad Chahunga HaMari Urduki Pakad Par...
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«Reply #3763 on: November 02, 2006, 07:14:44 PM »

When You Do The CoMMon Things In Life In An UncoMMon Way,
You Will CoMMand The Attention Of The World.
--George Washington...
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«Reply #3764 on: November 02, 2006, 07:15:22 PM »

LaMhe Ye Sunehre Kal Sath Ho Na Ho,
Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Baat Ho Na Ho,
Yaadonke Hasin LaMhe Dil Mein HaMesha Rahenge,
Chahe Kuch Din Apni Mulakat Ho Na Ho...
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