Angel's Collection

by angel4u on April 26, 2006, 07:04:49 AM

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«Reply #5370 on: November 16, 2006, 06:25:54 PM »

Banta: Santa Where Were You Born?
Santa: Punjab.
Banta: Which Part?
Santa: Oye Part Part Kya Kar Raha Hai,
Whole Body Is Born In Punjab...
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«Reply #5371 on: November 16, 2006, 06:27:32 PM »

Jeeto: You Tell A Man Something,
It Goes In One Ear And Comes Out Of The Other.
Santa: You Tell A Woman Something,
It Goes In Both Ears And Comes Out Of The Mouth...
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«Reply #5372 on: November 16, 2006, 06:28:05 PM »

With Atomic And Meteoric Regards,
My Volcanic Impulse Trembles Everytime.
I Greet A Person With A Magnitude
Of Character And Charm, Like YOU...
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«Reply #5373 on: November 16, 2006, 06:28:52 PM »

Come, Work For The Lord,
The Work Is Hard,
The Hours Long And The Pay Is Low.
But The Retirement Benefits Are Out Of This World...
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«Reply #5374 on: November 16, 2006, 06:29:51 PM »

Husband: Darling Years Ago You Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle,
Wife: Yes, Darling I Still Do, Only Difference Is
Earlier It Was 300 Ml And Now Its 1.5 Litre...
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«Reply #5375 on: November 16, 2006, 06:30:47 PM »

A Reasent Studdi Haz Shon Dat
Peepal Hoo Aar Werry Samaarat End Gudd Lukeeng
Mak Manee Spallings Misstek.
Vatt Iz Yorr Opeeneum???
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«Reply #5376 on: November 16, 2006, 06:31:36 PM »

There Are 4 Animal Species A Woman Needs In Her Life:
Jaguar In Her Garage,
Mink In Her Closet,
Tiger In Her Bed,
And Ofcourse A Donkey To Pay Her Bills...
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«Reply #5377 on: November 16, 2006, 06:32:13 PM »

Do You Take Me To Be Your Lawfully Loveable Friend,
To Have And To Hold,
For Rich Quotes Or Corny Jokes,
In Text Messaging And In Poor Signal,
Till Low Battery Do Us Part???
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«Reply #5378 on: November 16, 2006, 06:33:01 PM »

Salesman: Sir This Computer Will Cut Your Workload By 50%.
Santa: That’s Great, I’ll Take Two Of Them...
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«Reply #5379 on: November 16, 2006, 06:34:06 PM »

I Love You More Than I Did Yesterday,
But Not As Much As I Will Tomorrow...
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«Reply #5380 on: November 16, 2006, 06:35:04 PM »

I Used To Think That Dreams Do Not Come True,
But This Quickly Changed The Moment I Laid My Eyes On You...
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«Reply #5381 on: November 16, 2006, 06:36:00 PM »

When Somebody Who’s Deeply In Love With You
Tells You That Your Cute, Beautiful, Angelic,
I Agree That’s True,
Believe Me,
I Swear Cuz Love Is Blind...
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