Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

by Sonia01 on June 02, 2008, 02:36:18 PM

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Sonia01

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«Reply #45 on: July 13, 2008, 02:52:04 PM »

What did the lonely banana say?

I am A kela..

What did the green peas say?

Nothing. They just mutter...ed

What did the potato say?

"Aaloo ! Aaloo!"


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Sonia01

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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

«Reply #46 on: July 13, 2008, 02:59:08 PM »

A man ordered Samosas in a restaurant. When the waiter served him
he ate only the fillings and left the crust. The he ordered cheese
Sandwiches. Which the waiter served him he ate only cheese, and left
the bread. Finally, he ordered a masala dosa. When the dosa arrived,
he ate only the filling..

The Waiter's curiosity was aroused.

"Why do you eat only the fillings?", he asked. "Isn't it a Waste?"

"It is," argued the man, mournfully. "But what can I do? My health
is not good and my doctor has told me not to eat OUTSIDE food...


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Sonia01

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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

«Reply #47 on: July 13, 2008, 03:08:24 PM »

Applicants for a clerical post in a paint company were given a
simple writtern test. The were asked to write a short note using
the words, GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE & BLACK.

One Candidate wrote :

Phone went, "GREEN, GREEN", I PINKed up the phone and said, "YELLOW,
YELLOW! BLUE's speaking? WHITE did you say? Wrong number! Don't PURPLEly
disturb people ! And don't call BLACK!!!"


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Sonia01

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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

«Reply #48 on: July 13, 2008, 03:19:26 PM »

A wealthy old man advertised for the services of a Chauffeur and
three men applied for the job. He took them to the cliff top near
his house and asked each of them how close to the edge he could drive.

The first man boasted he could drive to within a few inches of the edge.

The second man said he could drive to within a few feet.

The third man gulped nervously.

"Well", said the prospective employer. "How near the edge could you drive"?

"I wouldn't drive a mile near it !" said the man, fervently.

"That's good!" said the old man. "Report for work tomorrow"..!!