Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #15 on: November 21, 2009, 07:23:30 AM »
Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
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«Reply #16 on: November 21, 2009, 07:24:52 AM »
Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!


Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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«Reply #17 on: November 21, 2009, 07:48:13 AM »
 
teacher,bacho imthan main 80% number lainay ki koshish karo
 aik student, mam hum 100% lain gay
  teacher, keon mazak ker rahay ho
  student, shuro kis nay kea ?


anokhi ladli
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«Reply #18 on: November 21, 2009, 07:57:34 AM »

teacher,bacho imthan main 80% number lainay ki koshish karo
 aik student, mam hum 100% lain gay
  teacher, keon mazak ker rahay ho
  student, shuro kis nay kea ?
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anokhiladli
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«Reply #19 on: November 21, 2009, 08:06:02 AM »


teacher..bacho soch or weham main kaia ferq hay?
aik bucha..mam ap jo perha rahaee hain wo soch hay laiken hum yay sub perh rahain hain yay ap ka wehm hay

anokhi ladli (uzma)
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«Reply #20 on: November 21, 2009, 08:10:00 AM »
Vey naughty ,Rishi ji,,Anokhladli very nice  funny jokes. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard BangHead BangHead BangHead Thumbs UP icon_salut tongue3
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«Reply #21 on: November 21, 2009, 08:21:14 AM »


aik hostal  main rehnay waly larkay nay dosray say pocha..Tum itnay peraishan keon ho?
dosra larka.. Yar kaia batoon gher khat likha tha k table lamp khareedna hay paisay bhaij dain,lakin unhon nay lemp hee bhij dea hay



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«Reply #22 on: November 21, 2009, 08:27:01 AM »
Vey naughty ,Rishi ji,,Anokhladli very nice  funny jokes. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard BangHead BangHead BangHead Thumbs UP icon_salut tongue3

Kuch Aap bhi Joke likho na
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«Reply #23 on: November 21, 2009, 08:27:46 AM »

aik hostal  main rehnay waly larkay nay dosray say pocha..Tum itnay peraishan keon ho?
dosra larka.. Yar kaia batoon gher khat likha tha k table lamp khareedna hay paisay bhaij dain,lakin unhon nay lemp hee bhij dea hay

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anokhiladli
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«Reply #24 on: November 21, 2009, 08:51:22 AM »


thanks ,purani yadain taza ho gain jub frinds mil ker joke sunatay thay,any way thanks for being reply,any way thanks again,phir kabhi gup shup karain gay love4
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #25 on: November 21, 2009, 08:53:42 AM »

thanks ,purani yadain taza ho gain jub frinds mil ker joke sunatay thay,any way thanks for being reply,any way thanks again,phir kabhi gup shup karain gay love4

Sahi kaha Uzma Ji jab chote the to bahut hi accha lagata tha jab koi joke sunata tha aur phir haste the ab to wo din bhi najane kaha chale gaye aap yuhi joke sunate rahiyega aur hume hasate rhiyega best of luck
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«Reply #26 on: November 23, 2009, 05:16:05 AM »
Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathi ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathi behos ho gaya.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”
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«Reply #27 on: November 23, 2009, 05:17:05 AM »
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha

Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.


Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.
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«Reply #28 on: November 23, 2009, 05:17:59 AM »
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:

Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.

Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
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«Reply #29 on: November 23, 2009, 05:19:11 AM »
Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.

Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.
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