Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM

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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #210 on: January 29, 2010, 10:37:56 AM »

Yamraj asks 3 ladies -
Kabhi kiss kiya?
1st lady : Shadi se pehle.
Yamraj : Chal Nark me.
2nd Lady : Shaadi ke baad.
Yamraj : Chal Swarg me.
3rd Lady : Na pehle na baad me.
Yamraj : Chal kamre me!!!


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #211 on: January 29, 2010, 10:38:20 AM »

Doctor : Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa : Pehle se jyada kharab hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa : Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor : Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa : Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!


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«Reply #212 on: January 29, 2010, 10:39:11 AM »

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho…:)


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«Reply #213 on: January 29, 2010, 10:39:48 AM »

Ravan : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hain.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #214 on: January 29, 2010, 10:41:02 AM »

Teacher to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.


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«Reply #215 on: January 29, 2010, 10:41:31 AM »

Santa ki amma maar gayi.
Ek aadmi bola – amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath.
Do char aur bole – haan amma hume bhi le jati
Santa Bola – Chup ho jao gadho.
Amma kya Tata sumo karke gayi hai??


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«Reply #216 on: January 29, 2010, 10:41:50 AM »

Wife Saw Sign Board:

Nylon Saree
Rs.8/-
Cotton Saree
Rs.5/-
Banarsi Saree
Rs.10/-

Wife: Give me Rs.500 I’ll buy 50 Sarees.

Husband: Andhi! Dhobi ki dukaan hai


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«Reply #217 on: January 29, 2010, 10:42:15 AM »

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?


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«Reply #218 on: January 29, 2010, 10:42:36 AM »

Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi
maza aata!!!


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«Reply #219 on: January 29, 2010, 10:43:01 AM »

Wife to Husband : Meri to koi aulad nahi hai isliye
sochti hu ki apni saari jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan kar dungi

Yeh sunkar pati uthkar jane laga

Patni : Tum kaha ja rahe ho?
Pati : Sadhu ban-ne


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«Reply #220 on: January 29, 2010, 10:43:40 AM »

Wife to Husband : Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband : Yehi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!


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«Reply #221 on: January 29, 2010, 10:44:03 AM »

Wife shopping karke wapas aayi,
To husband wife se samaan laate hue bola,
“Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?”
Wife : Bilkul theek kaha, esme mere new sandel hain!!!


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«Reply #222 on: January 29, 2010, 10:44:29 AM »

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.


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«Reply #223 on: January 29, 2010, 10:44:46 AM »

एक पड़ोसन: क्या कर रही हो बहन?
दूसरी पड़ोसन: झाड़ू लगा रही हूँ!
एक पड़ोसन: मेरे घर आ कर लगा लो न, साथ कुछ बातें भी हो जायेंगी!


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«Reply #224 on: January 29, 2010, 10:45:15 AM »

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.

Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.