Humaare Neta...! -Panna 2:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Pooja

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«Reply #15 on: November 04, 2004, 05:45:15 AM »

kcpandey @ visual.monica!!!!!!!


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kcpandey

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«Reply #16 on: November 04, 2004, 05:54:46 AM »

Ha Ha ha ha..


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kcpandey

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«Reply #17 on: November 04, 2004, 05:56:11 AM »

Traffic Jam!

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward people have been
stuck for around 10 mins. A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was
happening. A guy from the front replied, 'Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is
sprawled across the road. He is refusing to move from there!'
'But why?'
'He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption and will
have to pay lakhs of Rupees as fines! He is threatening to douse himself with
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pay the fine!'
'So how much has been collected so far?'
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kcpandey

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«Reply #18 on: November 04, 2004, 05:59:50 AM »

Barbara Walters filed a report on gender roles in Kuwait a few years prior to the
Gulf War, and noted then that, in traditional Islamic fashion, women customarily
walked about
10 feet behind their husbands.
Recently, Barbara returned to Kuwait and observed that the MEN now walked
several yards behind their wives.
She approached one of the Kuwaiti women for an explanation.
"This is marvelous," Barbara said. "What enabled women here to achieve this
reversal of roles?"
The Kuwaiti woman replied, "Land mines."


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #19 on: November 04, 2004, 09:34:31 AM »

Haaaaaaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaa! haaaa1 Ha! ha!
Superb!!! Very nice! Pandey ji!! lolzzzz


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kcpandey

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«Reply #20 on: November 04, 2004, 02:44:13 PM »

Thanks AKS JI..


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immi

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«Reply #21 on: November 04, 2004, 02:47:12 PM »

lol

Nice Pandeyji


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Pooja

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«Reply #22 on: November 04, 2004, 04:03:55 PM »

ha ha ha ha Good one!!!!!!


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Talat

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kcpandey

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«Reply #24 on: November 05, 2004, 03:28:50 PM »

Thanks Immi Ji..................Good work all Friends.....

Wait Kul Tak Main Eisa kuch karne ja raha hoon
ki koe girga Shayad Haat pair daat......................


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Pooja

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Talat

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Re: Humaare Neta...!

«Reply #27 on: February 26, 2012, 11:21:49 AM »

Quote from: sharmaarunkumar on November 01, 2004, 07:58:26 PM

Humaare Neta Janata ke Beech Jaate hain Yeh Geet gaate hain...:

At Election Time:

Mera Pyaar bhi tu hai yeh Bahaar bhi tu hai
Tu Hi Nazron mein jaan-e-tamanna,
Tu Hi Nazaaron mein......!
(Pls Aap Apna Vote mujhko dena )

And After Election Time Their rythm is completely changed:

Tu mera kaun laage, Tu Mera kaun laage.....!
(Bulao Chowki daar ko Gar yeh yahan se nahin bhaage)

waah waah


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