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«Reply #30 on: May 02, 2005, 01:01:18 PM »

• Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office, what about you? His friend replies: Me too, after you leave[/b]


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«Reply #31 on: May 04, 2005, 12:49:33 PM »

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from![/b]


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«Reply #32 on: May 05, 2005, 04:56:31 PM »

Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.[/b]


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«Reply #33 on: May 15, 2005, 10:38:59 PM »

Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena,
Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena [/b]


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«Reply #34 on: May 15, 2005, 10:39:37 PM »

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.[/b]


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«Reply #35 on: May 20, 2005, 11:20:36 PM »

Umar ki Raah mein
Insaan badal jata hai,
Waqt ki Aandhi mein
Tufaan Badal jata hai,
Sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu,
Lekin baad me iraada badal jata hai..[/b]


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«Reply #36 on: May 23, 2005, 02:00:57 PM »

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai.
To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen.
Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.[/b]