sardar Ji

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakoof, kaisi machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. > > Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hoon.......
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> Once some one sent SMS to Sardar....... "bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha" > > Sardar got angry and replied......."bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahaan"  :wordfisht:

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Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever - What comes first - the chicken or the egg ? > > O yaar, jiska order pahle doge, vo ayega..........!!!
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Check this out... Bill Gates still doesn't know why it happens, it was discovered by a Brazilian. just test it....... Open MS Word and type =rand (200,99) and hit ENTER. :tata: